Kamala Harris wanted a two state solution. Uncle Woo Woo the Fanta Fuhrer wants to invade it, make all Palestinians homeless and turn it into a beachside resort. Got it.

This little pocket is where I keep all my patience

Denmark telling Mr Trump to fuck off.

If this is a message you endorse, spread it.

This is the only flag I’m flying today. For Janey. #Trumpisacunt Let’s make it trend.

Nothing says 'the continued relevance of monarchy' quite like a billionaire, English, unelected king, dressed up as a Scottish laird, turning up at a food bank in a helicopter

Dog food is not much better

😂😂

January 20, 2025

Dry gin, dry white wine….

More of a dog person but feel the same

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My phone battery lasts longer than my attention span.🤣

Merry Christmas. Love your words of wisdom

We have bottled milk delivered.

I dread jury service. I just know I would fall asleep during the trial

Enjoy

Love it

Wait till your 60’s you will forget you took the car and get the bus home

Right answer

You mean you don’t?

Did you also have the chocolate from your advent calendar?

None for me as I’m retired 😂My usual chores.

Too right 🥃

True

I have removed X

Off to London Winter Wonderland 💦☂️

Important context here:

● over half of farms are less than 49 acres (20 hectares)

● "a big farm" is 217 acres.

Now let's see who's angry:

● Clarkson farm is 1,000 acres
● Lloyd Webber farms 4,000 acres
● Viscount Rothermere (Mail owner) 4,700 acres
● Dyson owns 36,000 acres

Happy birthday young lady

Whipper snapper