a mouse (?) eating cherries (?) and dyed purple around the mouth

girls want one thing, and it's to be this weird little dude absolutely lost in the sauce

incredible performances (and sound design)

blastoise wearing a green vest and a boater hat like he's on his way to church

you are not unc if you're in your 30s. you're unc if you are a black man that dresses like this.

Managed to resist the temptation to go full Spreadsheet on this one please clap.

Enjoy!

This is just Street Fighter

the seven kingdoms of pop PR

industry animals!
industry plants!
industry fungi!
industry algae!
industry amoeba!
industry bacteria!
industry archaea!

The title "la canción" isn't great from an SEO perspective.

Related: if anyone knows where one might be able to stream the miniseries of that title from last year, can you give me a holler?

I am not a crackpot: If you are a party of 10, you are not allowed at the coffee shop

these motherfuckers said it would splashdown at 8:07 and it splashed down at 8:07. after going to the fucking moon. fucking a man. god damn

HAPPY TASKMASTER PREMIERE DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Ed Baldwin eating spaghetti with a lot of cheese

for every 20 likes, I will give Ed Baldwin more cheese on his spaghetti

excerpt from popbitch saying that the reason for gta vi's delay is that they haven't figured out how to implement saving games yet

lmao @ this week's popbitch

diagram of method to cook pork & beans in a pot covered in embers and buried in a bean hole

mods are asleep, post bean hole

Icelandic child processing Songvakeppnin 1986

Good afternoon to her only

Mikenip content:
* Björk
* Master’s thesis re: TV
* Queer media representation
* Competing “WE THE UNDERSIGNED...” missives

Enjoy!

Category: Equipment
Item: The basketball Dawson threw into Pacey’s face

Category: Memorabilia
Item: Lane Price’s Mets Flag

Category: Food/Drink
Item: The tonic that caused Ken Griffey Jr’s Gigantism on the Simpsons

👋 from the Detroit area originally and currently work with a team based there

What’s a good sound effect to convey “wooo! party!” that isn’t an air horn?

I’m not a mom, but I’ve noticed that “wine mom” and “Patagonia wearing mom” and “moms pushing strollers” are cited as people who aren’t expected to take political action, or even to hold strong opinions. You all had moms, why do you think so little of her? Because she made you eat veggies? Grow up.

Happy 64th birthday, Marcia Cross!

he has a linkedin page under his own name, where he lists his job as PITBULL

www.linkedin.com/in/mr305/

The giant flag waving in the breeze is also a nice touch

Genuinely give AuDHD people basic income and housing, give them a bit to settle into their routines and recover from the trauma of survival, and then be ready to see shit pop the fuck off

Aesop: I TOLD YOU

look at this baby beaver and feel better briefly

(@ wildheartrescue on TT)

A screenshot of the cover of a book: The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky. A bubble at the centre of the cover says "Illustrated Platinum Edition." The cover depicts two smiling white men wearing blue shirts and short, modern haircuts. One man is jumping on the back of the other and wrapping his arms around him in a playful way. They appear to be in a modern-looking kitchen, although the background is out of focus and may be ai-generated.

I started reading The Brothers Karamazov and went to go put it in my reading tracker app, only to come across the funniest possible cover for this book.

In Finland we don’t say, “there will be consequences.”

We say, “the rooster of honor will not sing for you.”

Has anyone renewed their passport in the last year? Any issues?

(Not urgent, but would would like to mitigate shenanigans)