bunny crimes

Shadow washes the feets

Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912) Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

lil ol fluffy Coco

bunny pile

Zap is loafing

a wild gang of buns

Coco looks much sleeker after his big brush up

I believe that in order to take some small step forward, the word “bird” should be replaced with “saur” in all common names. Mockingsaur. Secretarysaur. Red-winged blacksaur.

HUMMINGSAUR

coco and shadow got brushed

home is where the bunnies are

Panel 1: A father and son stand at a bus stop, the father holding a briefcase. The son asks, "Daddy, why do you have to go to work every day?" Panel 2: The father responds, "So we can have nice things, my boy." The son looks up at him. Panel 3: The son says, "But all of our things are shit." Panel 4: The father says, "You're shit." and gazes into the distance, lost in thought.

A tree sparrow is speaking: "Artistic creation shouldn't be considered carelessly! Good art is made deliberately! With emotion! Physical exertion! If you aren't crying or bleeding by the end, you'd better look into another lifestyle...". We see a class of birds with piles of sticks and a big banner that reads "Intro to nest building" made out of twigs. The teacher continues: "Ok! Does everyone have their bundle of soft moss?"

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Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Close-up of a brown-and-white rabbit outdoors, sticking its tongue out playfully beside small purple flowers, with a tree trunk and house in the background.

Yoshon is blowing bubblegum 😋😋😋

#DailyYoshon

just a couple of guys that are long term roommates, like the 1950s, nothing more than that.

i think i feel asleep partway through or switched to the live map screen, so no.

i watched half of this on a united flight just last month.

couple of little bunny boys

About 45% of pet ownership is walking by them and badly singing little songs that integrate their names. If you can’t do this, then I’m sorry, you are not ready for the responsibilities of owning a pet.

31 years ago today, Mr. Burns sang about his gorilla-chest vest and other clothes made from animals.

#TheSimpsons episode “Two Dozen and One Greyhounds” first aired April 9, 1995.

Anyone who doesn't run on a platform of "They're all going into a supermax, and most of 'em ain't never comin' out" isn't getting my vote.

Just sayin.

Coco is very round today

So, after several weeks apart, we finally did a first date for several hours in neutral territory. They just snuggled each other. No fights or grumbles! When the new guy saw Floor, he did a happy binky dance! He really loves when Floor sits on his head for some reason 😂 I'm so happy!

T-Rex: There are people alive today - in your very town - who have never had a Jell-O product. T-Rex: But... T-Rex: ...IT GETS WORSE.

T-Rex: Statistically, there are people in just about EVERY town who have never had a Jell-O product! Dromiceiomimus: Surely that's it, though? Surely everyone ELSE has tasted from the Jell-O family of no-bake gelatinous products? T-Rex: NO! Dromiceiomimus, it's not!!

T-Rex: There are uncontacted people living on this planet AS WE SPEAK who have never CONCEIVED of a Jell-O product! Utahraptor: Huh! Utahraptor: You wake up, and you think "today is going to be a normal day" - and then you hear your friend talking about uncontacted peoples and Jell-O and you think, "no. No, today is not going to be normal. That ship has sailed. That ship sailed before I got out of bed."

Off panel: Now that I think about it, I'd bet that ship was boarding well before midnight. T-Rex: Utahraptor! T-Rex: Calorie-reduced Jell-O was introduced in 1923 under the name "D-Zerta"!!

this comic is brought to you by uncontacted peoples. they're allowed to contact YOU but you can't say anything back to THEM; i don't make the rules i just enforce them

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Zap and Coco are being easter eggs, Shadow is working on it.