Thank you 😊

This is just to say
I have let in
the duck
that was on the doorstep

and which
you were probably
hoping
would stay out

Forgive me
he was persuasive
so scary
and so loud.

Not yet sadly. My health has been appalling recently 😢

Have a goodun!

I can relate

Thank you!

Welcome to the Green Party Mikey!

Others thinking of doing the same: join.greenparty.org.uk

Just put in the diary :)

Cheers!

I really cannot stand it. It is unabashed animal cruelty.

My pleasure! Looking forward to getting involved in some small way

A screenshot of an email I received from the green party saying my membership is now active and welcoming me to the party.

Woo! Lovely doggo.

I cannot stand how Islington Labour are attacking the greens, and their gross hypocrisy. Their sense of entitlement is astonishing. So yeah, I did this.

Pokemon rumble spheal in an elevator with the text "KEEP SCROLLING I WANT TO GO UP"

I can hear the music and see the logo spinning around now. And echoes of woo, we get to watch telly for a lesson excitement (and relief).

"I'm just going to let people be wrong on the internet" remains the single most difficult New Year's Resolution I have ever made, hands down. Nothing else comes close.

On the NASA #Artemis II livestream just now: "... and the song you heard was Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan to kick off the crew's day" 🩷🐴🌈

It's true tho.

Me: “I have complex mental health problems.”
Them: <unsolicited advice>
Me: “kindly fuck off”

Omnitired 😢

*pats his Irish passport*

Strap Elon Musk to the side of it and leave him on the moon.

Scientists warn that the Gulf Stream is shifting, which means an ocean current collapse is imminent Scientists have detected a northward Gulf Stream shift that may signal a looming Atlantic climate tipping point.

Speaking as a geographer:

lol, shit's fucked.

www.earth.com/news/gulf-st...

I mean, to be fair, it did have Bob Hoskins and Dennis Hopper.

It's an abysmal movie. Still not as bad as Super Mario Bros (1993)

Polly (smol) and Cleo back in the day <3

The BBC is not biased, except for when:

- Trans people shouldn't be afforded dignity
- They shouldn't consult any Trans people just Terf orgs
- There should be no positive Trans news

<3 tay tay corn lore

man holding a kitten to his chest and the hand of a child as she walks alongside him

"Man with His Daughter and Kitten, Whitechapel, London"
Ian Berry, 1972

www.abebooks.com/Whitechapel-...