Word document with tracked changes. All I Want For Christmas Is You Written and produced by Carey and Walter Afanasieff strikethrough text: [I don't want a lot for Christmas] I Would Like to State Clearly That I Require Minimal Additional Items for Christmas." There is just one thing I need I don't care about the presents Underneath the Christmas tree strikethrough text: [I just want you for my own More than you could ever know] “My Personal Desire to Possess You (Metaphorically Speaking) Far Exceeds Any Knowledge You May Have on This Subject.” Make my wish come true strikethrough text: [All I want for Christmas is you, yeah] “Following Rigorous Consideration of All Potential Seasonal Requirements, the Key Desired Outcome for Christmas Is Yourself.” [Verse 1] I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need (And I) Don't care about the presents Underneath the Christmas tree strikethrough text: [I don't need to hang my stocking There upon the fireplace (Ah)] “The Physical Stocking Is Not Required to Be Positioned on the Hearth (i.e., Fireplace), as Its Absence Does Not Impact Seasonal Gratification Metrics.” Santa Claus won't make me happy With a toy on Christmas Day [Chorus] I just want you for my own (Ooh) More than you could ever know (Ooh) Make my wish come true strikethrough text: [All I want for Christmas is you] “Given all currently considered options, your presence remains the primary objective for seasonal satisfaction.” You, baby

“Hi Mariah, I’ve made a few edits for clarity”.

Happy Christmas #comms pros

Silly I know but I’ve penned an ode- or poem if you will- to my new favourite app, bluesky. Be kind in your judgement I beseech you my liege!. lol 🪶

Ah, it’s gone again! This platform is teasing me!

Fair play, they got back and fixed it quickly considering!

My handle’s back! Thanks, you prompted me to find a different help contact and they were swift 👌

Thank you but no! 😭 Tried it a few times the last week but no joy yet

Thank you! I’ve been trying to get hold of @bsky.app help but no luck yet 😪

Handwritten list: Comms people do: [tick] What you think wedo [tick] 673 other clever things [tick] Stuff you could never understand

Please read my fact sheet on what #comms people do

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Wish we could bring Larry the Twitter bird back, I miss him

Pleasure is mine! He doesn’t have a fraction of your comms genius.

You’ve reminded me that I haven’t seen Elvis live since before Covid, must correct that soon

@interimboy.bsky.social I fully approve of your profile pic 👌

Aw, you’ve made my day! Thank you. I will, I may go in the vaults and dig some oldies out too

I prefer smaller parties, suits me!

Haha! I like it here, especially now I know you’re in the gang!

I’m normally the first to jump on a new platform, but I was enjoying the extra time in my day that abandoning Twitter had given me.

Reckon this might be fun though…