Peter Lambert and Daniel Johnson in CF. WS Bound!

It’s Bryan Abreu’s birthday. Let’s get him back on track today

I am gerrymandered to hell in Texas and have been since I’ve been of voting age. I have no direct representation. I’m glad I’m getting indirect representation in other parts of the country.

Is Peraza the real deal?

Sounds bad

Here we go ASTROS

Oh wow, we are getting #bugsky going.

One of the best smells in the world is a suburban rain. Is it different than a rural rain smell? Yes. I will not expand on this.

Fester’s Quest

No surprise, as @nba.com announces Victor Wembanyama as Defensive Player of the Year.

Fine! I will!

I’m a really nostalgic person, especially when it comes to sports. I love watching players transcend generations. I really wish Rodgers would disappear from the public eye forever.

The speckled belly of a great pyr puppy

Huckleberry would like you to see his belly.

“It’s me! Roger!”

Guy takes headphones off because he hates In-N-Outs fries

When In-N-Out got mentioned

Charcuterie - Rice balls, various cheeses, meats and honey

Charcuterie but we forgot the fruit. Oops, all meat and cheese.

He is real

And it’s chipped 😢

A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s

Looks we love

do not “touch base” with me you fucking pervert

We keep letting it slide, and history keeps repeating. Don’t be surprised if there’s another insurrection attempt by this fall.

I guess it arrived in Texas a week after Easter, but I finally got my hands on this Dirty Daddy. Delicious. Doesn’t taste like Dew first sip, blasts you with cream soda but finishes with a refreshing dew finale.

Ben Joyce?

Ben Joyce 🚨?

Me everyday trying to cut weight

I always love Jackie Robinson day. It’s a great day for baseball.

"We are Jackie Robinson, and we all belong in this game."

This year on Jackie Robinson Day, MLB once again celebrates an American icon.

His courage, persistence, and determination helped make his story not just baseball history, but America’s history. #Jackie42