Nope! I'm just psychotic.

Phoeo of a cute cat behind a super market toy set looking at the camera, with the silly caption of "Khajiit has wares if you have coin" which is a known The Elder Scrolls line.

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

I'm running on three hours of sleep, a single cup of coffee, and a handful of Dr. Pepper flavor tic tacs. This is the most productive I've been in weeks. I think I may be able to hear in four dimensions.

Even mechanical turk jobs suck these days.

something about being in my late 30s really has me sitting at the window watching the birds jumping in the little dishes of water i set out for them in the garden, i can’t get enough of this shit despite having no preexisting interest in the business of birds.

You are very pretty and also fun at parties. (I'm guessing but I feel confident about it.)

If you can't drag your sibling in the group chat when they accidentally text the whole family, when can you?

HOT MARITIME CORRIDORS IN YOUR AREA

Asking the REAL questions

Just a friendly reminder that your desire to have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder is valid.

Don’t allow anyone to disrespect you by telling you otherwise.

Had a bit of a rough start today because I didn't get much sleep and was feeling very low. Decided to be a Responsible Adult and reached out to a few of my people and, whaddya know? It helped! Anyway, if you're having a hard day, I get it. I love you. You've got this. ❤️

Me: Can't sleep. Time for some quiet jazz.

Five minutes later: *Kim Oki going absolutely fucking HAM on the saxophone*

Me: ... okay maybe not right now.

Ugggh I am so sorry 🫂

I would really just like to not be in pain for longer than three days at a time. That'd be swell.

For anyone curious: These tic tacs are weirdly accurate.

One of my emotional support straight guys and I largely communicate via pictures of weird food/drinks/consumables we've had. Last week, I received an image of rum cake flavored cigars. This week, I sent an image of Dr. Pepper flavored tic tacs. We both have Major Depression.

The best part of a cluster headache is when your eyeball starts pulsing.

Orange fluffy cat inside my car.

I have to go to work and this is not my cat.

Adulting Some days I hold myself to high standards and expectations. Other days I measure success by not drowning myself in the bath. Adulthood is a whimsical spectrum of mundanity and horrors.

My poetry chapbook was released in March! And you can buy it as a PDF download! Like magic! (Also available in print, which is also pretty magical, tbh.)

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It's just gonna be RDJ making the jerk off motion in the back of five scenes.

Y'all this is so stupid 🙄

Evergreen reminder this 420: No one should be in prison for weed.

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

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A share of merch sales will go to the Sandy Hook families, which will be the first time they get any money since they filed this lawsuit eight years ago.

Legal fees have been insane. Please sign up and help us out!

AND ONE MORE THING: In the TV show, Murderbot is played by a man, but again, that doesn't mean the character is a man. *~N U A N C E~*

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

Additionally: The pronouns people use will not always match with *your perception* of what you think they should look like. Tough shit!

I scrolled across some video on reels with someone recommending books with "competent male leads", and the first book on their rec? Murderbot. And they were referring to Murderbot itself as male.

Like. Did you read the books?

Woke up to discover one of my cats knocked my paperback copy of "Robots of Dawn" into their water bowl. I have long suspected them not to be sci-fi fans.