Actually I can smell you. 👃🏼 thanks 😊

Nothing says “I top” more than pitching at stonewall kickball

It’s wild how hot you are

Girl she’s so stupid. The intellectual dishonesty is appalling. The biggest media joke of the 2010s was her being propped up as a political pundit.

I wonder what the success rate is of these kind of messages.

Babe, I have to break it to you…. There is no belly already :)

Wait youre like…. Really pretty

Chappell Roan reveals on Call Her Daddy that SZA is her dream collaboration.

Finding this is my dream

Why are the democrats fumbling so badly? Why have we not learned?

Drop the link for the shirt plllllz….

Ty for being gorgina

That blonde cunt laughing at the potential (and likely) suffering of millions of AMERICANS really proves these people have no soul, no morality. They are evil.

You’re literal perfection

Qt

I would like to leave this place plz.

If I had to work with Jeanine I would probably kill myself from her fucking stupidity.

Straight people deciding queer history feels SO wrong. They cannot erase our truth.

Big arms, Dr. Seuss character face

It’s so cute

Ugh I’m sorry 😞 being sick is the woooorst.

I so support your endeavor this summer. But also you could crush my skull between them rn and I’d have no complaints..

Wooooooof, daddy.

Nothing is safe

If this speaks to your soul then you’re probably gay.

I have the same problem every morning

Are the little gams in the room with us now?

Sir the bulge is extreme, I’m afraid I’ll have to inspect for the safety of other gym goers.

Post dog park face 🌼

And a memorable peen per a sniffies review

OMG you play with a Razer gamepad too?! I’m pretty sure it’s called the orbweaver? It’s soo superior imo!!! Having your wasd on one thumb is 🤯