I’m such a massive fucking fuck up sometimes it’s insane

23 btw

Go fix my plane bitch

You all need to stop

What does this button do?????

>:C

WAIT A MOMENT

I have receipts

I think he likes the kigu too

Mental image of doing this in front of my home, fursuit heads on, grilling sausages and drinking beer and offering them to the passerbys, who would probably be thinking what in the interdimensional cable fuck is going on here

Killer idea:
My car has two mains plugs

Electric gril in the frunk, beer fridge in th back

Imagine the tailgate parties

You were in suit it doesn’t count

As I was doing some saved pics cleaning I found a new dirty pleasure:
Ambushing people with pictures of them from conventions like 10 years ago

and that's 11

yes, someone meowed on ATC, yes i've already seen it, no you don't need to send me the video again

🇩🇪🚫

Refrain

Oh and I’m also supposed to feel lucky because “you’re lucky to still have a mother”

Bitch my dad is dead too but I don’t go around telling people with an abusive father how lucky they are.
I’ll take a good dead parent over an abusive one thank you very much

But nah, in your mind I’m supposed to love her regardless of the fact that she was mentally and physically abusive to me my entire life just because I popped out of her 🐱

God I’m so fucking tired of hearing people tell me “but it’s still your mom”

Toxic is toxic, the fact that I came from her doesn’t change that.
Maybe before you blame me, try to understand that i have very good reasons for hating the very person who created me, it’s not like I do it lightly

Those are the wurst

Picky eaters are silly, I’ll literally put anything in my m-
No wait

Wait no I don’t want that

There’s literally nothing more bottom than a high fiber diet

Meanwhile I’m here getting excited over a fucking omelette

I didn’t say you can’t have them at all

What’s wrong with oranges

You can have chicken nuggets after you reach your recommended daily intake of fiber

Cause that’s what happens when you leave it in the fridge overnight

Y e s

It always baffles me when people have the tastebuds of a toddler and are like ewww vegetables

I had leftover soggy salad and I threw it into a pan with a bunch of eggs, voila, arugula omelette…

You people are missing out