I forget people can’t hear the sound track going on in my head like lmao what

I don’t wanna bounce from a show that ends at 3 to wake up for a drag show at 7 and be in a whole K hole
- <3

It’s that time - everyone at “that” time

Sad Girls Only was immaculate last night 🤍🦢

Being in my twenties is just one big p*ke and rally

Being perceived is crazy like I just thought about what I look like to people and that’s insane fr

Being an adult is avoiding hugs specifically because I’ll cry

I drank a glass of wine for courage to tell my cat she needs a job (her dental exam is $830 base) and she’s still not down

“We can hang myself upside down somewhere”
- my host

“Idk where we are but there’s dog shit everywhere”
- idk

“I can’t say I’ve scissored bread before”
- table at work :D

Just remembered that my neighbors can in fact hear me listening to like a g6 at this hour

My cat either really really loves me or she thinks she’s better than me

I’m gaslighting myself into a better mood by listening to old playlists <3 send happy moosic recs pwease

I also really just shaved my boy parts for this…yall better come fr

I think getting ready for a show is such a funny process liiiike I’m literally playing movie star planet for the day. What a concept and like wow I’m gonna be a goth mommy today, cool 😌

Penis.

💙❤️hi pookie pants💛💚