You die in splatoon

You die in real life

Just a quick reminder that you don’t have to feel ashamed of your special interests ❤️

You are unique and way more interesting when you express yourself!

Look out for any pickup requests and future FA post, she's cracked 🙏

Today we say goodbye to one of our root members, an insane bow player, tower rider, rainmaker carrier, plant waterer, clam greeder, chump user, amazing teammate and the Nr1 critic of my drip pic captions.

The circus will miss you Jammy.

(she left on good terms and we will continue to support her!)

I meet a girl -> we start talking -> she realizes I’m dualie squelchers -> jump tech and set up a skirmish on their plat

It’s okay to be an eepy girl in a wakey world :3

How tf am I supposed to eat fruit when I dislike both sweet and sour tastes >:(

That’s why pomelo is goated ❤️

Hug hug almojo, I’ve been there 🫂

The fact you were on aero of all weapons makes this even funnier hahaha

Bish Bash Bosh

and job's a good-un

remember, your thoughts dont represent reality. its a scenario, an idea, a way your brain tries to find clarity in something ambiguous.

but it is not reality.

be kind to yourself <3

guys its not that hard. do your research smh...

When you hang out too much with the snakepuppy, everything just starts fusing together.

You‘ll think I‘m an owl the way my head will turn 🤑

Yucca was an awesome manager to work with, nothing but positive experiences 🫶

The thumbnail for the interview with Yucca. It features Yucca's profile picture and a quote reading "Smash was too toxic, so I joined Splatoon!" There is a wavy orange border and the SBA logo.

When we got the chance to interview a Stronghold Staff member about their SBA journey, we jumped at the chance! Here, we talked to Yucca, a Season 2 graduate, about the SBA, and the pipeline to staffing for Splatoon Stronghold.

Check it out here! youtu.be/z-iXSisTAww

whoever invented hunger is lame.

I am too mentally exhausted to cook and now I have to feel like there is a hole in my stomach.

yeah alright buddy

me and @brinewater.bsky.social bonding over the only thing that matters 🙏

he plays the song of his ancestors

Heya! I'm Radha (They/them), I'm a 21 y/o Irish 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 comp player and community contributor, looking to get back to competitive play. I'm a **wiper 1-trick** and have been since the start of S3 I do interviews, host the spl community census, and up until recently I was org lead @ Splatoon Stronghold, having worked in the org for nearly 2 years. I've also been a coach and team manager both inside and outside the SBA. I'm *very* passionate about the community behind the game, and am generally highly sociable (I'm a big people person :3) ## Comp experience: - First played competitively in **2020**, been on and off competing ever since - **4,000** hours across the franchise - **2561.1** XP peak - Seeded **LUTI D4** in season 16 - **LI banned** My biggest strength is my confidence in taking and winning engagements/setting them up for my teammates. I have a lot of experience with my weapon and the way I play is highly based on instinct. My biggest weakness is formulating and sticking to a big picture plan, because I play so instinctually, sometimes it can be hard to rein myself in to service a larger goal needed of the match. ## What I'm looking for (ordered) - No bigots <3 - A team that can play around wiper - I'm not *too* stressed abt your current skill level (within reason) but I do care abt my teammates' capacity for improvement, being able to show that is important - Emotional maturity - A healthy fun little friend group with silly guys - Compatible with my weekday time schedule (I'd like to not be limited to only playing weekends)

I'm baaaaaack~

Support appreciated! (❤️🔁💬)

Should‘ve dodged the vac I guess…

Omg it’s meeeee

Oh for sure, another example being upcomers or roulette! Those guys have been killing it :)

Proof of concept in motion

All done in OBS no plugins

A question to all the hardcore solo grinders, what is the minimum XP where you start to think "hmm this person is actually kind of good" ?
#compsplatoon

Infa coaching form A small set of questions to help make a coaching session go better As a reminder, this session will be recorded and uploaded

Putting this out, I'm not gonna be free at all this week for coaching (I need a small break lmao). But this is here if people want it

Same thing, 4 individual slots and 2 team slots are open
forms.gle/UBk2ZfcQ9TPQ...

I should probably add #compsplatoon this time cause I think I forgot last time

I need this so bad. whenever i make a team post jammy yells as me that i got her quote wrong

if i wasnt so terrified of flying (and your president) - I would show up 🔥

Mile High Dive #1: First Ascent The best place for Mile High Dive #1: First Ascent brackets, streams, standings and schedules all in one place!

COLORADO HAS A NEW REGIONAL SPLATOON LAN ON THE BLOCK!!

Mile High Dive #1: First Ascent coming at you MAY 2ND!!

Register here: start.gg/milehighdive

WILL YOU DARE TO TAKE THE DIVE?

snack #splatoon