I'm gonna give it a go

😩 but I don't want to have a shower subscription!

Who is going round their friends houses and looking at their shower heads?!

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All my neighbours are buying showerhead systems starting at £80 and a filter subscription on top if you're wondering how it's going on middle class land 🙄

Can you knit with string cheese?

Oversharing is overcaring.

Ugh not worth it then 🙄

It's 3am 😩

It's 3am and I've never seen it cause of that song about being miserable. Sorry!! I don't know!!!

This is too philosophical 🤔

So not Cats...

Of course! I'm a grown woman who needs cheese!

Luckily I caught it

a bald man in a blue shirt is giving a peace sign . ALT: a bald man in a blue shirt is giving a peace sign .

"cheese"

I'm not sure it's a real cheese but it was tasty

Chili infused Bavarian I think. Delicious whatever it is.

I'm so tired I almost dropped my cheese 😩

I think this is why I don't get invited to parties. No one is mysterious anymore 🙄

don’t invite me to your party unless you have a mystery for me to solve

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But an entire prologue...? Thats crazy.

Why would people skip over it? It's part of the story! That's mental!

Urrrrghhhhhh

Why is the world like this?! 😩

My feet hurt from walking too fast! 😩

Which muggins rush to get into work on time only to learn the boss is having a day off... 🤦‍♀️

Take it easy today! 🤗

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when i take a deep breath, hold it and exhale sometimes a little puff of dust comes