My tomodachi miis won't stop falling in love with each other, yet all of them seem unable to confess their emotions. They just keep locking themselves indoors daydreaming about each other 😭

i’m such a fat fucking chud (flirting)

A package of cigarettes in Tomodachi LTD

A book of yaoi im tomodachi Living the dream

Tomodachi LTD been a good game so far

"You look like the kind of woman who appreciates a good cigarette" is a compliment that's gunna stick in my head for a bit

YOU - "By the way, I'm a fascist." THE DESERTER - "You're not. You're part of the meat shield surrounding the *real* fascists, while they rape children. That's what *you* are."

Disco Elysium rocked face for many reasons but one was because it wasn't afraid to actually say things with meaning

In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

jerking off while high to the idea of apologizing to my lover while I slide a knife between her ribs

Bad news After 36 years, the garage fridge finally died. Been through a lot together. Outlasted 3 trucks, 2 wives. Went out quiet, like a cowboy. Must've kept 10,000 beers cold. Thinking about giving it a proper funeral

"Must've kept 10,000 beers cold"

sometimes you make a groupchat of yourself and two cute girls and they start fawning over how pretty you are and blushing when you talk about doing mean things to them, and you realize that maybe this is the pinnacle of life after all

I need a muzzle so bad

Forgot how amazingly disturbing and relatable Perfect Blue is, absolute all timer movie

Power cleaned the house.
Grocery shopping
Hit several PBs at the gym
Cooking my beautiful femme dinner.

I will continue to earn my "Husbutch" title. I can not be stopped.

It is continually frustrating that everytime I start to get back into a solid gym routine something completely put of my control derails my ability to go with any consistency

I will never get tired watching you get bounced around a pit

I'm in so much pain 💜

Pushing myself harder than I have in ages at the gym. Wildly hungover. Lacking sleep.
And going to a concert.

Pray for my body

Went to my first queer event in the city in around 2 years.
Took 45 min for a girl with SA accusations and another girl who's stalked me to show up.

This city needs to do better jfc.

😌 keep talking. We both know who's going to end up pinned to the floor begging for mercy at the end of the night.

I was not, but now I feel like I need to at some point

Think about this one like once every 45 minutes

Tragic: leather dyke learns what all the hype is about with climbing gyms

image of an older white guy flipping off the camera. text over him says YES I WOULD LIKE ONE BEER PLEASE APRIL FOOLS YOU FUCKIN IDIOT I WIOULD LIKE TWO BEERS PLEASE

MLB scorebox. The pitcher is named Harris and the batter is Harris II

LOOPER (2012)

Long, heavy thoughts kinda weekend.

Transitioning to a new primary heart emoji colour is sooooo awkward

Missed the feeling of dragging a knife over someone so much

Love that I can plan a small route to take the motorcycle out that consists solely of visiting 3 women to deliver them all a kiss as an excuse for a nice weather ride

if wrestling is fake explain this

My babygirl motorcycle parked in my apartment lot

1 and a half hour ride in 50° weather. But the girl is home. Had all her fluids changed and ready for the season

This is Yuri