Trade?

That’s just a lasagna poop

If I were the monster he’s building, I’d rather have a raccoon’s head and a whale’s dick..

Cranial-rectal impaction

A tiny dick served on a doily and platter

a woman in a white shirt is holding her hair in a bun ALT: a woman in a white shirt is holding her hair in a bun

Moo, motherfucker..

two stuffed animals are standing next to each other with the words look at my coin collection ALT: two stuffed animals are standing next to each other with the words look at my coin collection

He’s got to fill a little cardboard penis collector.. state quarters are boring

🎼I need a hero

That’s the one. Nope. Zero meds. No cardiac meds, eye meds, diabetes, arthritis meds. Zilch. My entire body reset

Everything is manageable with occasional ibuprofen and constant marijuana. I’m in my late 50’s and still working circles around young guys . She saved my life

The arthritis in my hands and shoulder suddenly started attacking soft tissue. A brilliant rheumatologist came up with a plan. Three years of injections and low dose chemo drugs and it went into remission. She saved my hands. Hip healed. No replacement. 15 years 👍🏻

Humira before the affordable care act. Preexisting condition meant i paid $3500 every 45 days out of pocket to keep my vision.

Mike Johnson

Good morning, fish fuckers

@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

I’ve hated him ever since he burned down Clark Griswold’s Christmas tree

Good morning bluesky

@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

He’s definitely constructing a creature from parts

Me and my ex. The only baby names left were Bertha and Percy

Ivermectin cures zombie, lib

Hanged. Ffs

Works here too

The day the clown cried

This

It’s okay, I follow but I don’t make direct eye contact 👍🏻