Absolutely!

Fact

How much longer to we have to wait for the first block of Commonwealth Ave, starting at 4MR to be repaved? That block has about 10,000 repairs that are complete dogshit.

Zwift | The Indoor Cycling App for Smart Trainers & Bikes Zwift is a virtual cycling app that is transforming indoor cycling. Discover training plans, ride with friends from around the world, and workout anytime.

A good number of my friends on Zwift are either diagnosed or undiagnosed (myself included)
www.zwift.com

Costco pizza strapped to the front rack of an e-bike before leaving Costco

Costco pizza strapped to the front rack of an e-bike while traveling in a bike lane

However, this will never be outdone

Large box containing cordless weed trimmer & blower combo strapped to the front rack of an e-bike at Costco

Large box containing cordless weed trimmer & blower combo strapped to the front rack of an e-bike at destination

Another Costco e-bike achievement

And just for clarification: Would

Fried everything and meat parfaits

Concern trolling

Company has dispatched replacement FOC.

Arrived at USPS Regional Origin Facility

COLUMBUS OH DISTRIBUTION CENTER

April 14, 2026, 9:09 am

a close up of a man 's face with the words go on in the corner ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words go on in the corner

Say "Front Porch" one more time

Probably because the shipper failed to write "Please don't run over with a fucking truck" on the envelope.

Butchered shipping envelope

Smashed product box

Smashed product box

Smashed charging cable

WRONG

FIN

Delivered, Front Door/Porch

ALEXANDRIA, VA 22305

April 10, 2026, 2:58 pm

HURRAY, RIGHT????

24/?

Moving Through Network Processing at USPS Facility ALEXANDRIA, VA 22314 April 9, 2026, 2:13 pm Out for Delivery ALEXANDRIA, VA 22305 April 9, 2026, 6:10 am Arrived at Post Office ALEXANDRIA, VA 22314 April 9, 2026, 4:26 am Arrived at USPS Facility ALEXANDRIA, VA 22314 April 9, 2026, 1:52 am Departed USPS Regional Facility MERRIFIELD VA DISTRIBUTION CENTER April 9, 2026, 1:24 am

My enthusiasm is curbed by a second package that is also "Moving Through Network"

Out for Delivery, Expected Delivery by 9:00pm

ALEXANDRIA, VA 22305

April 10, 2026, 6:25 am

(22/?)

Arrived at Post Office

ALEXANDRIA, VA 22314

April 10, 2026, 6:14 am

(21/?)

Arrived at USPS Facility

ALEXANDRIA, VA 22314

April 10, 2026, 5:21 am

(20/?)

Departed USPS Regional Facility

MERRIFIELD VA DISTRIBUTION CENTER

April 10, 2026, 4:57 am

(19/?)

Arrived at USPS Regional Facility

MERRIFIELD VA DISTRIBUTION CENTER

April 10, 2026, 3:58 am

(18/?)

In Transit to Next Facility

April 10, 2026, 3:36 am

(18/?)

Departed USPS Regional Facility

DULLES VA DISTRIBUTION CENTER

April 10, 2026, 3:15 am

(17/?)

Arrived at USPS Regional Facility

DULLES VA DISTRIBUTION CENTER

April 9, 2026, 1:44 pm

(Oh Fuck. Where's it going now?)

(16/?)

In Transit to Next Facility

April 9, 2026, 1:10 pm

(Next stop ALX, right?)

(15/?)

Departed USPS Regional Facility

MERRIFIELD VA DISTRIBUTION CENTER

April 9, 2026, 12:53 pm

(14/?)

Departed USPS Regional Facility

MERRIFIELD VA DISTRIBUTION CENTER

April 9, 2026, 12:53 pm

(Next stop Alexandria, right?)

(12/?)

Arrived at USPS Regional Facility

MERRIFIELD VA DISTRIBUTION CENTER

April 9, 2026, 8:07 am

(13/?)

Arrived at USPS Regional Origin Facility

WARRENDALE PA DISTRIBUTION CENTER

April 8, 2026, 2:17 pm

(11/?)