hmmm tonight im going to solve the zodiac killer's identity i think

being a m*sician is the most humiliating thing u can do

i don't think getting a nuclear stockpile can really be that hard tbh

all of my music video ideas are mostly just torture methods

in 2026 im constructing a theological state in which cis people are forced to do hard labor, what are you up to this year?

u ever listen 2 all the music you've made and be like ,, nice :>

oooooo turnign my nose into a delicious italian dish

nice yeah i think this is good advice thank you, i am envisioning the dolphin rn

huge actually like half the songs that heavily sample a song are named shit like this for me 😭

yes, what drug do i take

i have a very large gramaphone style audio conductor i stick out my window and listen, sometimes for hours at a time to see what the neighbourhood is talking about :)

how do u stop being sick really quickly (home remedies and questionable spiritual practice only please)

yeah sorry i just really don't like how u take an issue with every tiny little thing that i do, plus alcohol actually makes me better at driving, they proved it in an ancient sumerian document

been hearing about 'dark woke' a lot lately...............

yes.... YES

you wanna comm me so bad St. Cecilia compels you

they should invent beer for women, im thinking 'woeer'

u upload a picture of yr favourite saint with the message i think

how do i promote that i do music commissions in a way that glorifies the lord chat
30-50 bucks btw (depending on wat you want)

do u still love me, do u still think im sweet and torturable (i'm in the body of a 45 year old scottish rambler who hasnt seen society in 5 months and has tattoos of dutch forest sprites on my forehead)

they should kill and ressurect mr peanut again,, just for fun

sorry if u were trying to talk to me but theyre putting me in the cube as we speak :/

they're called chompers and they make a very distinctive sound

🫡 huge

some days the asbestos demon is over you i think

voted most homicideable

i think i have enough brainworms and give off enough anxious autistic vibes that i think it would be a net positive, the only thing that can stop a bad clavicular is a good clavicular witha gun

do u think i could make it as a transgender take on the clavicular formula on kick dot com?

don't let them win

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