🩺 huzzah! we have reached the end of our journey, the ileocecal valve

learned a life changing hospital hack 🩺
when anticipating noxious odors smear toothpaste in between two masks
you will be inhaling minty magic while being the healthcare hero that you are 👍

🩺 when you're starting call and...

Dr X's case will be a disaster but isn't starting for another 3 hrs so can you cover it?

I swear the ER just called this consult a minute ago

I'm sorry to leave you with 6 post op checks but I have those concert tickets tonight - i owe you

A drawing of a tardigrade that says “Just because I can survive harsh conditions doesn’t mean I should have to”

I have a colonoscopy joke
but i didn't prep much so who knows how good it'll be

trauma math is if you can't get the exact amount of sleep you want precall you might as well stay up another 3 hours on your phone in bed since you're going to be tired anyway

waking up post call and trying to find out how your sick patient is doing 🩺

a thyroid cancer aggressiveness mnemonic likely written by an alligator
Please Feed My Alligator
from least to most: Papillary, Follicular, Medullary, Anaplastic
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medsky 🩺

when you move but the @amermedicalassn.bsky.social always tracks you down

night shift workers are my people.
was just talking to a security guard and he said he works nights cuz he doesn't wanna deal with visitors
🫶 #girlsame

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cool cool cool cool
no I'm not freaking out you're freaking out