Reminder: The former Grand Floridian Society Orchestra, now named Palm Beach Society Orchestra, plays monthly at Pilars in Winter Garden.

No cover and excellent cocktails!

Only children should be given a class on all of the shit in life that is going to become their responsibility…

a man in a white shirt is dancing with two women in black dresses ALT: a man in a white shirt is dancing with two women in black dresses

Happy #rexmanningday

Do you want to start a podcast?

"What is that you're having for lunch?"

Me: Fruit salad

"That's funny. It looks like sangria."

Me: Huh. Weird. [sips fruit salad]

Mood.

Connections
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Love when this happens

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I’m a little surprised they didn’t cancel the time change, it feels like we’re only allowed to go backwards these days

Not Quite Dead Yet was one of my favs I read last year 🫶

Correct.

Hard agree.

Happy Birthday @kahlandra.bsky.social 💕🥳 Hope it’s as amazing as you are. 🫶

Festival of the Arts has the best food, full stop

We need to k*ll the inventor of LASIK.

A man with slutty little glasses…

My tiktok algo is currently feeding me fan video after fan video of Awsten Knight looking hot.
Fine, ok.
But the frontman I’m currently hyperfixated on does NOT get that treatment. It’s all videos of his killer vocals and silly dances.
I’m like WHERE ARE THE THIRST EDITS?? PLS I NEED THEM

“I Didn’t Use To” altered by brain chemistry.

Neurodivergent: “Orange rectangle, please.”
Neurotypical: Hands blue circle*
ND: “That’s not the same thing at all.”
NT: “It’s a shape with a color, Why are you being difficult?”

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Girl…

Well I bet both sides are happy said band has promised fans to never play that venue again after last night 😮‍💨😌

Yay :)

Lot of my top fav bands have names that are incredibly difficult for normies to comprehend for some reason.

(Looking at you The Maine, Waterparks, and The Wrecks specifically).

Oh they’re GUTTING my girl

I recommend neither 🙌

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Love isn’t real. Girls lie. Boys cheat. The end.

Fixed it for you.

And it being earlier in the year actually fucks me. It’s in prime HHN season and the week before I go on my non negotiable family trip to Wisconsin every year. :/

I haven’t played WoW most of the year. I only watched the Race, didn’t stay up on AWC or MDI. It’s an expensive trip that alternatively could be so many different concerts ☠️