I will be at the gay bar when the women of MDZS flash exchange reveals tonight so just imagine me in the corner next to the display of poppers giggling and reading a little one shot of lesbians on my phone while megan thee stallion blasts over the speakers

u know how elementary school teachers will do stuff like "if you can hear me clap your hands" or other call and response stuff

well the drag queen hosting a charity event I went to last night went "TO THE WINDOOOOOOW" and every single homo in that place went "TO THE WALL"

I've never really felt like I've read an Incorrect take on mo xuanyu from my friends and mutuals but I have also read some WILDLY different takes on him, and I think that's beautiful

writing mo xuanyu is such an interesting exercise because we know SO little about him but what we DO know about him is so wild that you are forced to think "what kind of a guy would do All Of That" and then go from there

he once facetimed me specifically to ask if i knew that "that smarmy guy from community" was in a new tv show and if I had watched it. i said no and he proceeded to tell me the entire plot of every episode

i am visiting my parents and my dad just came downstairs to describe to me in detail the supernatural cameos that just happened in the episode of tv show he just watched. this is his love language, you see

cant draw anything positive with the yi city group if it involves xue yang and song lan in a friendly way in any capacity without someone being like "that wouldnt happen LOL" so to the haters i say: cranky arent we

i would find another server but this is for a group whose fans seem to be entirely comprised of teenagers with carrds listing out all their mental health issues so I think until they tour the usa and I meet people IRL who can buy liquor and don't need a chaperone I'm out of luck

most of my kpop stanning is offline but i am in a few discord servers for my faves. one has an active shipping channel for the members the other bans shipping. one of them has such rotted vibes I am only there for the photo channels and one is very chill and cool. you'll never guess which is which

i'm visiting my parents and they have the biggest bees i've ever seen in their yard, they're so cute and fat and round. i do wish they would stop dive bombing me every time i walk down the stairs though. i'm just trying to vibe in your vicinity, boys

help i love them all but most especially xue yang

the level of minute detail I am still seeing for the first time in CQL is absolutely stunning, honestly

been there

right, I'm not delusional, if I were in this universe I'd be a waitress at an inn or someshit and he would unequivocally make my life better. So what if there were some mysterious deaths amongst the 1%

yeah, like I said in another reply, it's almost like mxtx did that On Purpose! what a concept, a writer using foils to make a point

also tbh things would have been a lot better for everyone canonically if he'd killed that guy way earlier

zhao jing also has dimples, maybe we have found my weakness. apparently you can smile and say whatever and i'll just nod along

I started having a crisis and wondering if everyone was evil also lmaoooo but also... maybe they are??? was anyone in woh truly Good?

high key i also had this exact reaction to zhao jing in word of honor, I literally said to my friend while watching "yo maybe he should be soft boy's new dad I think he seems nice" and then THE NEXT EPISODE was the villain reveal. willing to accept that maybe I'm a terrible judge of character

it's almost as if mxtx wrote these things this way on purpose! and we're not supposed to side with the rumor mill in /any/ situation actually, not just with the protagonist!

I looked at those dimples and that sad backstory and said "I will protect him with my life" and to this day I will stand on "free my man, he only did some of that"

i am lan xichen. or actually maybe i am su she oh no

remembering that interaction I had with a stranger on here who was like "I just wish jgy hadn't been so obviously immediately evil in the show" and I was like "I trusted him completely and thought he was being framed until the moment we saw nmj's head"

1000%! and you can literally watch him get deeper and deeper into that coping mechanism as the show goes on until he finally goes apeshit in the temple. it's so compelling

i know there is no commoner voting in the jianghu but i would vote for jin guangyao for any elected office he wanted to run for no cap

maybe we just have wildly different interpretations of the character, which is fine, but I see him as a guy who has a very strong lock on and ability to compartmentalize his deep emotions about everything. and to be fair i am drawing mainly from cql and zhu zanjin's incredible subtle emoting

i've seen multiple people recently say something to the effect of jgy doesn't care about people/doesn't have emotions and idk bro that is an absolutely wild thing to say about the guy who is in these situations specifically because he loved his mom and cared too much about what his dad thought

genuinely hearing the headcanon opened me up to so many possibilities and immediately made me like/understand the character more lol

i have written two myself 😂 there’s only like a dozen or so

i've been assuming that's what it is but it's been driving me nuts too

we can keep jin zixuan if we make her a trans lesbian

I believe jiang yanli should get to be as much of a fandom bicycle as jiang cheng is, ship her with every single woman in the cast