Shocked it wasn't 2 weeks.

We've filled a diner in Bumblefuck, Ohio with 3x Trump voters who now slightly regret their decision to vote for him.

Funny how the teetotaler hired all these drunks…

You can do better than screenshotting a post from another site.

Don't show this to Nick Offerman.

Return!

His next book should be called Excommunicated.

Egg prices are not, in fact, almost at an all time low.

That's the most milquetoast headline for corrupt behavior, ever.

I did not see that coming.

Who put major bets on Polymarket yesterday that Orban would lose?

Looks like he'll come in in relief.

Might have to shell out for the season ticket holder giveway purchase.

I *love* the Phils’ City Connects.

Also F Nike for the death of the red getaways.

Joe Kernen is a Trump stooge.

Also breaking news: Just like everyone else in the administration, the first lady is prone to lying.

Apparently also winter in parts of New York state...

Convince Brian Fitzpatrick and 2 others to switch to DEM so that Johnson is no longer Speaker.

Michigan wiped out the whole civilization of UConn.

I support SNL dumping on it

It’s just Echo Kellum in a Mr. McGibblets costume.

A decent reputation as someone who was easily bribed?

Hacks

Scriptures with cross wangs

Replacing Bondi with Blanche makes it worse, not better.

She gave up any sort of integrity when she took the bribe to stop investigating Trump U, long before she was AG…

The Acolyte if it were serialized

Trump is the epicenter of all the little scams

I don't think those around Trump understand *who* he calls "low IQ".