that’s a tired man. maybe he could have a nap on the way to the house.

Because he said what he needed to get elected

85° today and a tornado warning for this evening. Ah, the Midwest.

fascinating to watch Starmer pivot from accepting the "finality" of Brexit to admitting how much economic damage it has done

Me today

Oi - have you got a loicence to be standing around for so long?!

I’m escaping to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism…SPAIN!

couldn't come up with better PR for transgenders than "underground transgender mafia successfully heisted 12 tonnes of Kitkats"

Reduced to £2.75 in Sainsbury’s

Fluffy

A team of Kwik Fit fitters could not strip a car down as throughly as Andy Twelves dismantles Goodwin here. You could take off into space and nuke Goodwin from orbit and not devastate him as completely as Twelves does in this clip.

Going through a very Chinese leader period of my life right now

Had a shave and now returned to being an aging twink

Liz Truss told CPAC she doesn’t know which “side” Keir Starmer is on. She’s also said that Britain has been taken over by globalists and Islamists and appeared at an event called “Europestan: can Europe survive?” She didn’t want to justify her words when we ran into her.

Hmmm. Squeeze as in squeeze of budgets?

“That famous ideological warrior, once again, deciding she doesn’t want to talk to anyone who disagrees with her”.

Liz Truss refuses to speak to Lewis Goodall at MAGA conference, despite taking to the stage to warn America about the rise of islamism - and Sharia Law - in the UK

Virgin Atlantic though. Book a holiday 👀

But it might work for us...

I didn’t go to Alexandra Palace and yet I still managed to spend £35 on a model.

Train floor

This is what’s known in the business as doing a Farage

I’m so burnt out rn

Goodbye sweet

That was a PMQs for the hall of fame

European Green surge?? Just goes to show these boring centrist dads that being boring doesn’t sell anymore.

Label your nudes

Nothing says "we support women's rights" like a bunch of beardy cunts forming a mob in order to harass a woman *about women's rights*.

Ban vape shops, ban vapes

Imagine waking up in this economy