A joyously smiling black retriever mix with a pink tongue and happy brown eyes.

Another day, another picture of my ridiculously happy dog to brighten your timeline 🐕‍🦺

the older we get the more we see signs of aging as acts of defiance

they can't diminish cute if they're earned like scars

the oldest i get the more leftist i get bc everything is garbage and i'm still broke

also fluid resistant n95 masks $8 for 20 www.amazon.com/3M-Aura-1870...

Zenni ID Guard: Helps Disrupt Unwanted Tracking & Defend Your Privacy | Zenni Optical Anti-infrared lens technology reflects near-infrared light—reducing unwanted tracking signals and long-term IR exposure from the sun.

but now everyone can get "id guard" discount glasses from zenni etc

i'm due for new eye exam anyway so why not get these for $100-some on zenni instead of $500+ from chain opticians

www.zennioptical.com/id-guard

to be genuine for a moment, working for the onion in this era has been one of the greatest experiences of my life so far. good things will continue to come

expecting another "we investigated ourselves and found nothing wrong" statement by the end of the week

the two guys caught making hotdogs on shabbat got 20 days in military prison unlike all the psychos who film themselves looting and murdering

South Bend mayor stands behind Smart Streets after traffic death Signal was planned for intersection of Michigan and South streets, where 11-year-old boy was killed

traffic light: www.southbendtribune.com/story/news/l...

mckinsey is involved in all kinds of horrible corporate nonsense and then there's whatever the hell he was doing in afghanistan with a giant resources and minerals map on his wall

this is like asking cuban expats in miami what should be done about cuba

or getting rid of traffic lights when he was mayor which directly resulted in the death of a child

ah yes the "public good" like working for the horrible consultant firm that got sued for price fixing bread in canada

An Ithaca shelter employee used a chokehold on a homeless man. Advocates say it’s part of a bigger problem. - The Ithaca Voice This story contains transcripts using obscenities and footage that some may find disturbing. ITHACA, N.Y. — An employee at Tompkins County’s only homeless shelter used a chokehold on a man […]

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i have asian hair and that seems to be immune to everything besides really expensive chemicals

if i put my hair down it's like ass length but that's annoying and tangles when sleeping so i just wear it up all the time and get maamed at the store sometimes bc it's too big to be a "man bun"

"fuck you pay me" but everyone just wants basic public services and healthcare instead of infinite money to dinosaur defense contractors who milk the contracts to produce nothing and get paid the whole time

what the actual fuck canadian ritz are in a bag not sleeves ????

ussr has been gone for 35 fuckin years

lmao going on about "soviets" like the 80 year old senators keep doing

Lyja: I’m a shapeshifter, Johnny. I can be anything you want, anyone you want, yours for the taking. Johnny Storm: Mrs Met. Lyja: …the Mets mascot, Mrs M- Johnny Storm: MRS MET

a lot of people around here would rather live in the homeless camp down by the river with their pet than give them up to live in the awful shelter staffed by prison guard tier assholes who randomly assault residents

you can even get it in winter from snow reflections, with bonus snow blindness (eye sunburn like what you get from welding without goggles)

lmao $23 minimum

meanwhile store brand frozen pizzas are still $4.50 each

Ska-p - Intifada (English Subs) YouTube video by Paonk

youtube algo actually served up something good for once

spanish ska band's palestine song from 17 years ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH6F...

We got the video of the parachuter at Virginia Tech. They have rescued him at this point and he’s down off the scoreboard. Working to get more info.

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

The origin of the "Ha! Ha!" meme guy, a research journey Originally a thread on Twitter, archived here for posterity, plus an expert weighs in at the bottom! Nov 22, 2018 — 6:17pm somebody buy this antique(?) copy(?) of the original oil painting(?) that i...

a surprisingly complicated question! @amyhoy.bsky.social went on a deep dive on this subject 3 years ago. the short answer is: it is the original ad that became an internet meme, but it was originally a late-1800s meme itself, taken from a photograph

see her post amyhoy.com/the-origin-o...

It's crazy how lucky we are that both cereal grains and legumes exist on this planet

Two edible plant groups that are easy to domesticate, and complement each other both in terms of what they do to soil (e.g. cereals are nitrogen-hungry, legumes fix nitrogen) and in terms of nutrition

i remember having to do that at a job a long ass time ago and found out there's a dos command line thing

copy /b *.txt newfile.txt

now you just have one giant file

ms access? it's like halfway between excel and ms sql and lets you do stuff in visual basic and a cut-down version of regular sql instead of janky excel macros

if (big if) the formatting is consistent you can probably wrangle it into importing to excel and then generate whatever charts you want