It was sunny like 2 hours ago!!

Happy birthday 🔥

Congrats!!!

a person is holding a brown dog in their arms . ALT: a person is holding a brown dog in their arms .

Don’t mind me just

Sorry for liking several of your posts at once I just really missed your presence on my feed

A painting of Jesus upside down on the cross, he is wearing a thong and his legs are spread out. There are two children praising him. The little girl on the left says, “Yass Jesus.” The little boy on the right says, “Show us your Jebussy.”

happy easter, yall

Gracie Abrams is my guilty pleasure I fear

I do think it’s artificial, but agreed that it’s not intelligence

Scrolling thru the apps at the gym to fuel my body dysmorphia 😍

I played Automata first and still enjoyed both! They’re in the same universe but not directly connected. Maybe play Replicant first if you want to catch some of the references in Automata

bestie nooo overwatch is suffering

Update: I went chemical warfare on the mosquito

There’s a mosquito in my bedroom and I’m about to go nuclear

I never have to find out if I look like my dad (he’s de*d)

do you think if you cracked egg whites in a bottom's hole and went at it for a little bit that it would turn into meringue?

🫂 Maybe just get some takeout to fuel up and rest? Gym and cleaning can wait

Thank you!!

Me in a new jeans jacket and new pants too, also ft my otter socks from the Monterey Bay aquarium

Ran my first marathon this weekend so I’m treating myself to some new clothes

Let him suffer by himself if he’s so eager

Pillion:

me flirting: “i hope they noticed i liked their picture that hundreds of people also liked”

Best way to celebrate fcf and your birthday week 🥰

I was just ranting to a friend about an off-leash dog yesterday!! Sorry to hear that, my condolences 🫂

Some of them even have nap rooms!

Pillion genuinely gave me a lot of complex feelings and also made me kinda h****

being hot would fix me

JADE’s cover of Frozen is so underrated tbh

Rachel McAdams as Regina George in Mean Girls: "Stop trying to make fetch happen" (except "fetch" has been replaced with the word "AI")

Mood.

imagine if gays had anal glands that got expressed during intercourse and you could tell if a guy hadn't gotten any in a while because he keeps scooting his ass across the floor