I've been better.

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How many thousands of people are gonna get charged $70 a month because they didn't read to the third paragraph of this fucking email

Totally agree with this Opin. Fun watching everyone in the comments entirely miss the point.

Totally sounds like something someone who lasts for hours would say.

Shrek 2? That’s a good thing right?

Kindergarten. I still remember the look on my teachers face when I called the kid who knocked me off the swing a dumb f-er

Why are we letting a bunch of geriatrics ruin the world

Screenshot of an article thumbnail showing people using Garry's Mode to bypass the new UK censorship Law

This thumbnail is killing me

Age verification?

We had two dial up lines running to our house so we could use the landline and internet at the same time.

That fourth panel goes so hard though

Language is meant to develop and change for convenience, I’m in. Don’t get why people hold so strongly to old ways of spelling when it’s not convenient

So like this?

Shut up, Jeremy

If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”

Huh, people living in a constitutional republic seem really heated about this

You wouldn't download a computer

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This reminds me when I was in elementary school and random kids parents would come up to me and scream in my face about how it’s somehow my fault their kids grades are slipping because I was special ed.. didn’t even know their kids.

ohcorny posts: “it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.” ohcorny posts again: “i wisely turned off the notes on this when it was at 700 but oh my god stop telling me what you "just" use it for in the notes shut the fuck up shut the fuck up I AM NOT A CATHOLIC PRIEST, I DO NOT ABSOLVE YOU. WRITE YOUR OWN EMAILS.”

please remove the amazon alexa from your home.

Screenshot in the battle subway in Pokémon Black and White in which an NPC says “I am bad and stupid, but I am very serious about Pokemon.”

same

CONTEXT: I wrote/drew this in 2020. Lol. Happy New Year!

How the heck is Liars bar innovative?? Are the AI voices their big innovation?? This is a bad list lol