In the nearly 0% chance that they find the election was rigged, wouldn't that make Orange Julius Caesar ineligible to be president now?

And don't be afraid to write badly. Sometimes we surprise ourselves.

"If only we dared write as ill
As those whose voices haunt us still."

Tell her that her work is top shelf!

Did you do that graphic? It's great! Even if it didn't have your name next to it, I'd know who it's for!

Love it! I always expected a sequel.

I always hold my breath just before maximum dynamic pressure despite 40 years since the Challenger disaster.

My mother was extremely masculine in appearance, demeanor and employment. I’d hate to see how she’d be treated today.

His possible run in 2028 is in question. Right now, it looks like Rubio is the heir apparent.

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If it's going to be a plumber, I'd feel more comfortable if it was Mario.

One of you is right.

Hint: It ain’t the guy with the bad combover and a tie that’s entirely too long.

The ultimate version of "I have a girlfriend at another school. You wouldn't know her."

From the government's official "Eat Real Food" site, it looks more like a game of Cards Against Humanity.

But I thought Trump said the Iranian navy was gone.

Wow! Schrodinger’s ships!

I’ll admit that SFA isn’t exactly my cup of tea but I’m not going to shove Star Trek into a little box and declare that anything that deviates in any way from what I like about Trek should be banned.

Anyone remember IDIC?

Good luck!

And so it begins.

Nothing says that he gets along with people like making money beating the shit out of people.

They have no sense of irony.

I am SOOOOOO jealous, Naz! I haven't been this excited for a movie's release since well before you were born.

Looking forward to your take on Noem's departure.

How many tickets were there to be had?

I came up with Metamucilini... orange, tasteless and everything he touches turns to 💩.

Not much to see here in North Carolina.

Penumbral starts at 3:42:52 EST
Umbral starts at 4:49:50 EST
Totality starts at 6:03:46 EST
Sun rises at 6:52 AM
Moon sets at 6:54 AM

The last two numbers are based on my city's location.

They kept their marriage license in the Ark of the Covenant.

As is proper.

One must observe protocol.

Someone said that sending Homan to Minnesota to replace Bovino is like sh… soiling your pants and changing your shirt.

Nah. The Trump administration never had public trust.

Whoa! Those are cool!

Be careful. We are now reaching the stage in life when a slip on the ice can mean a very long recovery.

It’s like watching evolution going from a primitive notochord to an actual spine.

She must have been hiding under the couch cushions.