Herring run today, Bourne, MA

I don’t like twist endings. Darth Vader should just be some guy.

I learned the hard way not to take my good lute to a Renaissance fair.

It's time for our meds!

We didn’t have a computer or computer room. When my sister was born the office became her room until I moved out. But the sewing room was in the attic.

As the dogs and bees continued their attack, I tried in vain to remember my favorite things.

The HomeGoods, TJ Maxx, Marshall’s trifecta

Young pope Leo, undated but he appears to be in his teens or early 20’s

young pope leo looks like a ska scene regular who goes by Upbeat but no one knows his real name

Just saw the same lady in three stores in adjacent plazas. So embarrassing.

I don’t think Paris would appreciate you wearing their name on your sweatshirt.

😉

Fair. As long at it finds a home in the end stage 😬

I prefer organization throughout the entire project

Saving that for next time 😆

If you come over to help us move a couch, we will make you a drink, feed you dinner and offer dessert. But at ten o’clock one of us will say with mock surprise, “Oh wow, it’s already ten!”

One of the first things I would ask a potential suitor is, “How organized would you say you are?”

The target cart lays on its side in the muddy parkway near the grocery store, 2.3 miles from its place of origin. Adjusting to a new life in the wild, it has plans, big plans, if only it can get upright again.

My wife was lining up her Amazon shows earlier and I accused her of being involved in organised Prime so tonight I’m sleeping in the shed

The neighbors have this sweet old black lab. He goes on daily long walks and he’s covered in essential oils for the ticks so he smells nice. When I see them outside he comes over and leans on me and then I smell nice too.

As a friend said, hug yer wee beasties. It all goes by too quickly 🐾

It’s not box wine, it’s cardboardeaux.

I might have yukked it up with you in the grocery store checkout line, but we’re in the parking lot now and I don’t know you anymore.

I don’t have a favorite child but my oldest daughter sent me 20 Lily of the Valley bulbs as a housewarming present.

I don’t trust that pen I stole from my bank

Pitching my movie "Anger Man" and they're saying it's already been done and I keep saying "Anger Man" louder and louder because they're not understanding

O hell yes

I need a kitchen door sawed in half that I can lean out of and call to the townsfolk strolling by.

I just slow-blinked at a baby

You can tell I’m busy by my eyebrows.