Gorgeous!

“Look- a real warrior doesn’t use toilet paper! These are real warriors and we are saving the American taxpayers money by no longer providing it!”

Too bad it will be the beheading that takes them 🤭 #FrenchResolutions

“Trump is the first anti-democratic president in modern U.S. history… he flaunts his disdain for democratic institutions, the ideals of equality and social justice, civil discourse, civic virtues, and America itself.”- Madeleine K. Albright

#WethePeople #UnitedWeStand #SavetheRepublic #ImpeachTrump

The Brits appear ready to shame the US news media into covering this, distracted as they are by gazing at their own navels ...

"This is an important thing to think about."

Swing (remember when Swing Kids came out?) and ska

@bencollins.bsky.social @timheidecker.bsky.social How about like The Onion you launch a rebel station, ala public television in the 80/90s

I would lend you my:

Amanda’s
Not
That
Into
Fuckin’
Assholes

Think Happy Harry Hard-On vibe- but Amanda cause it takes Amanda call out the fuckin Assholes…

Jones strikes me as someone who sent a text to RFK Jr & Kid Rock that said “Hey Guys! I thought we were going to do the workout video together!”

🫶🏽💚🫶🏽

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

Students Rise Up on May Day: University of Washington · Mobilize We’ve watched as college gets more expensive, ICE kidnaps our friends, politicians go to war on our dime, good jobs disappear, and our futures get more uncertain. Billionaires want to rig the system,...

#RiseUp
#MayDay
#Washington
Seattle Washington
Students Rise Up on May Day: University of Washington
Friday, May 1
12 – 2pm PDT
University of Washington
1410 NE Campus Pkwy
Seattle, WA 98195
www.mobilize.us/mobilize/eve...

Pa. court recognizes ‘reproductive autonomy’ as a right, strikes down ban on public funding for abortion In a 4-3 ruling, the Commonwealth Court found that abortion access is a fundamental right guaranteed by the Pennsylvania Constitution.

Pa. court recognizes ‘reproductive autonomy’ as a right, strikes down ban on public funding for abortion www.inquirer.com/news/pennsyl...

“The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible. ”- Mark Twain
#TrumpPsychosis #NoFalseIdols #NoNationalReligion #SeparationOfChurchAndState #ReligiousForVotesOnly #ChristianInNameOnly #CatholicInNameOnly #ImpeachTrump #ImpeachVance #ImpeachHegseth #ImpeachCarr #ImpeachVought #ImpeachMiller

Sweet!

#PresidentIneptstein #DonaldIneptstein #NoKings #NoDickTators #MagaAmericansInNameOnly
#PotusInNameOnly #ImpeachTrump #ImpeachVance #ImpeachHegseth

Hahaha- YUP! Elder statesman jeeping the other knuckleheads in line

I am an American…my kettle doesn’t take super long unless I’ve filled it for 6 cups….

When I am Governor — if you start chasing people, including U.S. citizens, we get to come after you.

Cross that line in California and we will investigate you. We will arrest you. And we will prosecute you.

My three dogs laying on me w a “what you talkin about?!” Faces when I tell them I need to get up and start the day

What do you mean you want to get up?!

That’s awesome!

Same, it helps that I had loads of British folks to set me straight early on!

An electric kettle my fellow Americans, get an electric kettle!

There have been some truely awful US VPs but this incompetent sycophantic piece of Peter Thiel sponsored fascist shit is right up there #JDVance #MAGA

And it’s because people who love it here love the rain and gray in all shades! Spring is just a lighter shade of gray- and like a bunch of green trees so if you don’t like these things definitely stay away!

🫶🏽💚🫶🏽😉😉😉

‘Dark Money’ Floods Virginia Redistricting Fight, With Millions Linked to Peter Thiel The results of Tuesday's referendum could reshape the midterms this November.

Peter Thiel, who thinks freedom & democracy are incompatible, and hates the social safety net & women voting, is trying to buy the outcome of VA’s redistricting vote to further his disgusting anti-democratic views.

Don’t let him!!!!! VOTE YES, Virginia, on 4/21, to stop Thiel.

Real Americans don’t claim Florida

The victim is like “Mmmmmmmurder me more! <snuggle snuggle snuggle>”