I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.

My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

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turning a big dial taht says "Tariffs" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

Here's The Killers playing Mr. Brightside for an indifferent audience in 2002, two years before the album. They think it sounds like dogshit! No one in that room thought it was going to be one of the biggest hits of all time! Let this inspire you somehow idk

there’s a fine line between having very good pattern recognition + being able to communicate it, and sounding schizophrenic

too much of a lurker to be a poster, to much of a poster to be a lurker

me and my friends would've killed the Blair Witch with hammers I can tell you that much

in 2005 my cousin shot and wounded a nosferatu in the woods of rural Maryland. it turned into a bat before he could track it down though

will they let me roll Pascal’s Wager into a parlay

if i was a snapping turtle i would never let people put things in my mouth for an instagram reel . i would show a little more tact than most

Neil banging out the tunes ~

Graph of heights with y-axis starting a 5'0" and up to 5'10" so that Taylor Swift is up to the top and Sabrina Carpenter at 5'0" is only up to Taylor's shoe. In between are Megan Thee Stallion, Dua Lipa, Beyonce, Selena, and Ariana.

pop culturally relevant example of always look at the axes on graphs you see just dropped

I hate that going on the computer is just for getting mad now. computers used to be for sending your friends a mysterious file called free_drink_coaster.exe that popped out their cd tray when they ran it. we have lost our way

nobody told me Whirr dropped a surprise album on Christmas 😠

I have known so many Grimeses in my life. Every couple of months a buddy would bring a Grimes around and make it halfway through a party before she annoyed everyone so much they’d lock her outside

the new dianne feinstein biopic is excellent, not sure why they decided to call it nosferatu though

Nosferatu looking ready for a senate campaign

bringing up urkel as a cause of societal collapse in 2025 is so goddam funny and stupid and weird, i cant believe we think rich people are smart lol

sprinting through the deli spamming E to grab everyone’s hoagie

Nosferatu:

beautifully shot, couldn’t get enough of Skarsgard’s growling voice, always a fan of Nicholas Hoult

new personal Eggers ranking:

1) The Witch
2) Nosferatu
3) The Lighthouse
4) The Northman

this game is so fun, I’m happy I got my first W right before going outta town. this run I got the voucher that guarantees you can upgrade your most played hand w the planets, combined with a perfect array of jokers to make sure I could keep winning by only playing non-face pairs

wait till people learn everyone has their own neural net they can train with whatever they want and get it to output the weirdest most personalized shit imaginable

first Balatro W 🃏🫡

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image

also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

if i was a police sketch artist i’d do a bunch of crimes then draw a guy i hate

BREAKING: The biggest strike against Amazon in U.S. history is happening right now.

The Teamsters are picketing facilities across the country.

The union has organized workers at 10 Amazon locations AND they're putting up picket lines at hundreds of other Amazon sites nationwide.

Oh well this is pretty simple that's illegal I'm sure they won't just make an exception for billionaires

I'd read the grapes of wrath like 25 years ago but i recently listened to the audiobook and was like holy shit this is a manifesto in prose form this guy must've caught a lotta shit when it came out so I looked it up n he got so many death threats he started carrying a gun

yo we gotta revoke some old peoples drivers licenses. I just seen an old lady go through a yellow light, look up as it turned red and SLAM on the brakes to stop directly under the light in the intersection. she stayed there THE WHOLE LIGHT CYCLE