Yiiiiiiikes

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

JD must be so jealous.

It'd help if TMZ didn't bring him up every 3rd article they post

STOP ✋️🛑

What the fuck is this timeline

Doctor Jesus gets tired

Hi! I'm a Christian Nationalist. I fucking hate the Pope for preaching the gospel and following the 10 commandments that I want posted in every school in America. Speaking of schools, I'm uneducated and racist. I yell AmErIcA fIrSt while wearing overpriced propoganda merchandise made in China.

@jessicatarlov.bsky.social is everything ❤️

Truly unbelievable that she can sit beside Jesse Watters every day and not spontaneously combust.

I wonder if RFK Jr fed that dead raccoon penis to his brainworm?

Who among us hasn't pocketed a raccoon penis for later study?

High gas prices are because Pope Leo is weak on crime.

Could someone who works for the Red Cross verify whether their doctors uniforms consist of Jesus garb?

YAY Hungary!!! 🇭🇺

A general strike 🙌

NEVER FORGET

WHAT -

and I cannot stress this enough

- THE FUCK

🚨 BREAKING: Poilievre Crosses Floor to Join Liberal Party

Doing my part to feed the Google algorithm by checking out "Trump dementia", "Trump epstein files", "Trump genocidal maniac", "Trump little girl murderer", "Trump 25th amendment"...stuff like that ❤️

In a world full of awful news, we need these delightful reminders that life can be beautiful 💕

When you've lost the guy who claimed Sandy Hook was fake...

Lawrence is the shit 🙌

You love to see it

Low energy. Low IQ. Full diaper.

Everyone wants super easy access to guns?

Like someone gargling pebbles

"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

-Harvey Dent, being shown a picture of Donald Trump as an infant

Seriously guys. Just try and be patriots about your overdue rent and inability to feed your kids bc of health care premiums & blowing up religious extremists 3k miles away.

Fun!! Cowboy hats to celebrate two weeks of dead soldiers and skyrocketing gas prices!! Wooooooooo

PS don't forget Melanie's movie is out on prime!!