I think if Advanced Dungeons and Dragons was about different space guys this shit would be solved

Kinda looks like the ピー is shootin out a ass lol

-goes out like r budd dwyer
-goes out like r budd dwyer
-shits self to death (on tv like r budd dwyer)
-goes out like r budd dwyer

Big part of the reason the structure works is because the Grace parts are so relentless. If you just played through all the Grace parts back-to-back I think it’d be too much, even for someone who’s got a high tolerance for spooks like me.

I think it probably is just the best video game series, at least currently

Type of thing that’s playing on the tv while a gambler gets shot in the face

When was the last time you received a work email that was longer than like three paragraphs

Feel like fka twigs should make a kate bush album again

Funniest part is 90% of those guys have politics that are like “but everyone who has to do this for real should be put to death”

Need to make sure I have the proper clothes and an umbrella when I go to Japan, otherwise I could catch a cold approximately 6 hours after getting slightly wet and then the teacher will tell my friend who I secretly have a crush to check on me and they will see me in such an embarrassing state!!

But in a way you always have seen it

Now I know that’s right

::me at the kinder bueno offices::
we need to spend 5 million dollars on a super bowl ad

Woke 2 inauguration party

Lmfao

Love the scene where Rick the intern spills the coffee

Sometimes I wonder if there’s like a secret checklist that’s passed around called like “things you must absolutely do to be like Tolkien” and for some reason food fetish is number one on the list. It’s pretty embarrassing because they really are basically doing that for real.

definite uptick in real reporting there recently, maybe someone won an argument

I would be very surprised if a full accounting in the future didn't reveal more than one mass grave at the detention centers. If they're behaving this way in public, what's happening out of sight must be many times more brutal.

This is like that V/H/S short that Alex Ross Perry made

I think the whole tech industry is basically fake at this point. How does time on device make you more money? I don’t know that it does. It just seems like a number you can juice by making your product more addictive so you can attract investment.

I think if you’re a tv/movie studio or a game developer and you say stuff like, “we’re competing with TikTok and Facebook” you should be set loose in the wilderness. I think that way of thinking has been really ruinous for society.

My favorite scene is the one where Holly Hunter turns to the camera and says, “Alex Kurtzman says he is very sorry for all that Star Wars type shit. He says, ‘It turns out those old shows were good actually.’”

Starfleet Academy AKA New-Trek Apology Tour

Why didn’t Doctor Sleep simply challenge Rose the Hat electorally and fix the system from the inside

even odds a bunch of people there all just decided to leak the name of the most annoying guy to the press so he can take the fall

beastmaster

i'll be the judge of that. when was the last time you said thank you

Morality plays about revenge are so funny dude like bro I’m chillin