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With a Nationwide Warrant for His Arrest, This ICE Agent Is Now a Fugitive from the Law ICE agent Gregory Donnell Morgan Jr. is wanted on felony charges in Minnesota following a gun incident. He hasn't turned himself in.

With a nationwide warrant for his arrest in Minnesota, this ICE agent is now a fugitive from the law. #ICE #immigration #Minneapolis #ICEManhunt #GregoryDonnellMorgan www.jezebel.com/ice-agent-ar...

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It Might Be Congressional Expulsion Season, on Both Sides of the Aisle Members of Congress are calling for the expulsion of both serial adulterer Tony Gonzales and fraud-indicted Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick.

I wrote this piece two weeks ago. In the time since then, both of the Congresspeople I initially wrote it about have resigned, AND a third who wasn't even on the radar at the time. #congress #expulsion www.jezebel.com/congress-exp...

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What Does Donald Trump Think "Regime Change" in Iran Actually Means? Trump doesn't seem to know the meaning of the phrase "regime change," if he thinks it involves the same government still being in power.

What does Donald Trump think "regime change" in Iran actually means? Because he's claiming we've already done it twice, when the same people are in power. #IranWar #regimechange #DonaldTrump www.jezebel.com/regime-chang...

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Only the Men Are Allowed to Be Drunk and Shit at Their Jobs in the Trump Administration Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer resigned Monday amid allegations that she drank at work and had an affair with a bodyguard. She’s the third woman ousted in less than two months.

Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer resigned Monday amid allegations that she drank at work and had an affair with a bodyguard. She’s the third woman ousted in less than two months.

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The Stock Market Can Stay Irrational Longer than You Can Stay Solvent Yes, the stock market is utterly deranged, no, that doesn't mean it has to crash.

The stock market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent -- Yes, the stock market is utterly deranged, no, that doesn't mean it has to crash. #stockmarket #economics #allbirds www.jezebel.com/the-stock-ma...

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You Might Want to Check That Your Lawyer Isn’t Submitting AI Slop Briefs A lawyer in California was just fined $100,000 for submitting dozens of AI slop briefs citing fictitious case law.

You might want to check that your lawyer isn’t submitting AI slop briefs--an attorney in California was just fined $100,000 for submitting AI nonsense citations. #AI #chatbots #law #hallucinations www.jezebel.com/ai-slop-lega...

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Under Kash Patel, the FBI Is on the Rocks in More Ways Than One Our FBI director is actually so stable and in charge that he filed a $250 million lawsuit against The Atlantic on Monday for reporting that he drinks too much.

Our FBI director is actually so stable and in charge that he filed a $250 million lawsuit against The Atlantic on Monday for reporting that he drinks too much.
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Trump Calls His Own Energy Secretary a Liar on Gas Prices: "He's Wrong" It must be fun to be in the Trump inner circle, repeat his own statements on gas prices, and then have the President denounce you anyway.

Trump calls his own energy secretary (and himself from a week ago) a liar on gas prices: “He’s wrong. Totally wrong." #IranWar #OilPrices #Gasoline #GasPrices #DonaldTrump www.jezebel.com/gas-prices-t...

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Maine Looks to Become the First State to Outlaw Data Centers Maine's Democratic legislature has passed the nation's first bill banning the building of new data centers, but will its governor sign?

Maine looks to become the first state to outlaw data centers--or NEW data centers, anyway. #AI #datacenters #Maine #Mainers www.jezebel.com/ai-data-cent...

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Acting ICE Director Announces He’s Fleeing His Sinking Ship It sure sounds like the experience of working under Stephen Miller damn near killed ICE director Todd Lyons in the last year.

Acting ICE director announces he’s fleeing his sinking ship after a year on the job. #ToddLyons #ICE #immigration www.jezebel.com/ice-director...

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Amazon Reportedly Told Employees to Keep Working as Warehouse Worker Lay Dying Employees in the Amazon warehouse say they were told to get back to work while the body of a coworker lay near them on the floor.

Amazon reportedly told employees to keep working as warehouse worker lay dying in Oregon facility. #Amazon #warehouses #employeerights #labor www.jezebel.com/amazon-wareh...

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Just How Drunk Should a Cruise Ship Allow You to Be? A jury just decided that "14 shots of tequila" is apparently the level at which a cruise ship should know better than continue serving you.

Just how drunk should a cruise ship allow you to be? A jury just decided "14 shots of tequila" is apparently over the line. #cruises #CarnivalCruise #alcohol www.jezebel.com/cruise-ship-...

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Just 25% of Americans Say the Iran War Has Been a “Strategic Success” Who would have thought that hating Donald Trump's Iran War would be the thing that brought all of America together as one?

Just 25% of Americans say the Iran War has been a “strategic success,” and only SEVEN PERCENT say "regime change" has worked in the favor of the United States. #IranWar #Iran #DonaldTrump www.jezebel.com/iran-war-pol...

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Are Catholic Converts Generally Encouraged to Call the Pope a Liar? Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

Are Catholic converts generally encouraged to call the Pope a liar? Asking real quick for JD Vance. #JDVance #Pope #PopeLeo #Catholicism www.jezebel.com/adult-cathol...

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ICE Has an 86-Year-Old French Woman in Detention, Months After Her Husband’s Death Marie-Thérèse was reportedly waiting for a green card when her husband died. Now the elderly widow is in ICE's hands.

ICE has an 86-year-old French woman in detention in Louisiana, months after her husband’s death. #ICE #immigration #deportation #greencard www.jezebel.com/ice-detentio...

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Let’s Add “Earbuds with Cameras” to the List of AI Garbage No One Should Want I know you've been wishing that your earbuds could eavesdrop on you and watch your daily life, and now they finally can!

Let’s add “earbuds with cameras” to the list of AI garbage no one should want. #AI #artificialintelligence #earbuds #privacy www.jezebel.com/earbuds-with...

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What If the FDA Vaccine Chief Was Required to Be Someone with a Background in Vaccines? Just imagine, if the person responsible for evaluating vaccines at the FDA was required to have experience in that field beforehand.

What if the FDA vaccine chief was required to be someone with a background in vaccines? Wouldn't that be nice? #vaccines #epidemiology #RFKJr www.jezebel.com/fda-vaccines...

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Fix the NBA’s Tanking Crisis With this One Neat Trick Abolish the draft, stop being so greedy, and empower labor.

Fix the NBA’s tanking crisis with this one neat trick:
Abolish the draft, stop being so greedy, and empower labor. #NBA #tanking #NBADraft www.jezebel.com/fix-the-nbas...

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Only the Trump Administration Could Employ a FEMA Official Who Claims He Can Teleport and See Ghosts FEMA official Gregg Phillips claimed to have been teleported to a Waffle House, had his life saved by ghosts, and gone on mystical journeys.

Only the Trump administration could employ a FEMA official who claims he can teleport, see ghosts and have conversations with Satan. #GreggPhillips #DonaldTrump #delusions www.jezebel.com/fema-officia...

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Minnesota Prosecutors Are Investigating ICE Agents Who Detained Man in His Underwear in January The image of ICE agents marching a senior citizen in his underwear into the cold in Minnesota was one of the very worst of Trump's campaign.

Minnesota prosecutors are investigating ICE agents who infamously detained U.S. citizen in his underwear in January in sub-freezing temperatures. #ChonglyThao #ICE #immigration #Minneapolis #StPaul www.jezebel.com/ice-agents-i...

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It Might Be Congressional Expulsion Season, on Both Sides of the Aisle Members of Congress are calling for the expulsion of both serial adulterer Tony Gonzales and fraud-indicted Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick.

It might be congressional expulsion season, on both sides of the aisle. #TonyGonzales #SheilaCherfilusMcCormick #EricSwalwell #affairs #scandal www.jezebel.com/congress-exp...

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The U.S. Has Now Killed at Least 168 People in “Narcoterrorist” Boat Strikes Our government killed another six people in Pacific Ocean boat strikes yesterday. As ever, we have no idea if they were carrying drugs.

The U.S. has now killed at least 168 people in “narcoterrorist” boat strikes. Not a single "survivor" has been successfully rescued. #boatstrikes #warcrimes #drugs www.jezebel.com/boat-strikes...

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So Yeah, We’re Still Very Much at War with Iran Donald Trump also found time to call negative media coverage of the Iran War "almost treasonous," in another great sign for free speech.

So yeah, we’re still very much at war with Iran, daring the country to attack the new U.S. military blockade in the Strait of Hormuz. #Iran #IranWar #StraitofHormuz #DonaldTrump www.jezebel.com/iran-war-con...

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The U.S. Randomly Deported Four Men to Africa. It's Taken Them 9 Months of Fighting to Get a Local Lawyer. "Third country" deportation sent four men from around the world to Africa. They were imprisoned, and spent 9 months just getting a lawyer.

The U.S. randomly deported four men from all around the world to Africa. It's taken them 9 months of endless fighting just to get a local lawyer. #Eswatini #deportation #immigration www.jezebel.com/third-countr...

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Smart Money Is Not Buying Trump’s ‘Ceasefire’ with Iran Smart money knew that something stunk between Trump's supposed 15-point agreement and the also untrustworthy Iranian regime's announced 10-point plan. Only a fool like a Tesla trader would buy what Tr...

Smart money is not buying Trump's "ceasefire" with Iran--stupid money is pouring in, though! #stockmarket #Iran #IranWar #Pakistan www.jezebel.com/smart-money-...

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A Secret Grand Jury Is Seeking the Identity of a Reddit User Who Criticized ICE Reddit itself has been subpoenaed by a secret Washington grand jury, with the government wanting to know the identity of a specific user.

A secret grand jury is seeking the identity of a Reddit user who criticized ICE. Literally any of us could be next. #dystopia #policestate #grandjury #firstamendment #freespeech www.jezebel.com/grand-jury-r...

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Our Burning Planet Isn’t Ready for Another "Super El Niño" The U.S. just had the hottest March it's ever recorded, but sure, throw on a "super El Niño" on top of that.

Our burning planet isn’t ready for another "super El Niño," as we've already recorded the hottest March in history. #climatechange #ElNino #SuperElNino #weather www.jezebel.com/super-el-nin...

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Nobody Asked, But Melania’s Got Something to Say About Epstein “I am not Epstein’s victim. Epstein did not introduce me to Donald Trump," the First Lady randomly declared on Thursday. OK?

“I am not Epstein’s victim. Epstein did not introduce me to Donald Trump," the First Lady randomly declared on Thursday. OK?

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Ranking Every MLB City Connect Jersey (2026) MLB's City Connect series has introduced a dizzying variety of colorful new team uniforms, and we've ranked every one of them.

Ranking every MLB City Connect jersey, including the new wave of 2026 threads. #MLB #majorleaguebaseball #CityConnect #baseball
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So, the 'Open' Strait of Hormuz Lasted for What, 60 Minutes Total? You won't believe this: The Trump administration may not have thought this ceasefire through, and the Strait of Hormuz is still closed.

So, the "open" Strait of Hormuz lasted for what, 60 minutes total? Hell of a ceasefire we got going here, but don't worry, JD Vance holds the fate of the negotiations in his palm. #StraitofHormuz #Iran #IranWar #JDVance www.jezebel.com/strait-of-ho...

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