mr civil servant, you must sacrifice your career to protect the great and illustrious rule of sir keir starmer, it is the noble thing to do

*unrealistic main character name, please revise

my watch is over

rage

Image of a Reddit post with the following text: I remember I got into an argument on reddit awhile ago with a person over Italian food. It got to the point they were following me into other subs to harass me. I clicked on their profile to block them and their most recent post was them drinking their own piss on r/piss. At that moment I realized I had spent so much pointless time arguing about the taste of food with someone who drinks their own piss as a hobby. This site is a shit hole.

I know it's important to push back against these kinds of people, but there is wisdom in this reddit post:

blobby would fuck him up... but at what cost

Rightmove: "you wish to know the service charge? The ground rent? The years remaining on the lease? Why? Can we not have some mystery in our lives?"

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

always worth carrying water for Trump, who is sure to show loyalty to those who go out on a limb for him

this byelection showed that reform is very out of touch with what voters want and they must take a long hard look at themselves in the mirror.

This is what we’re doing.

Because it’s kind of impossible to make scripted podcasts any other way. Believe me.

This could be the future…

*faithful accidentally banish one of their own*

Claudia: you fucking imbeciles. You clowns

“I would use every opportunity to talk to President Trump. I'd hope that I wouldn't have to wait to go to Davos with all the thousands of people there and stand in the queue. I'd hopefully be able to get an audience with him in Washington. And what worries me is that for all the efforts that Keir Starmer has made, and he has made efforts, we shouldn't take that away from him, They're not generating what we want to see. We had a state visit just a couple of months ago, and the deals that they agreed have been paused. That's terrible. So clearly a state visit is not enough. There's stuff that should be happening behind the scenes that isn't happening.”

Kemi Badenoch tells the BBC's Matt Chorley that if she were prime minister, Donald Trump would simply not be like this.

They better do this. It has become very silly. And service charges too. Just gouging

"Invading Greenland? That's not going to lower grocery prices for the average American family."

hateful woman JK Rowling - "Iran appears to be unusually full of Gryffindors"

[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard

Hahaha I missed that. The shot behind the shot

Happy Christmas 🎄

shocked. and appalled. and shocked

that's not very presidential 😡

feels like the kind of movie that Bojack Horseman gets cast in as a side plot

also means I realise I'm singing "pussy palace" to myself in Lidl

got the new Lily Allen album stuck in my head, which most involved me periodically saying "who's Madeline?"

Check out this 3 bedroom terraced house for sale on Rightmove 3 bedroom terraced house for sale in Boundary Road, Walthamstow, E17 for £525,000. Marketed by haart, Walthamstow

this is real btw:
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

“Tucked away on Boundary Road in the heart of Walthamstow, this Victorian home is a rare opportunity for those with an eye for design and a taste for transformation”

A ROAST IN A BEEF

GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK

PUDDING TURKEY

Hells yeah!

Children’s & Family Emmy Nominations Revealed – Full List Here are the nominees for the 2025 Children's & Family Emmy Awards, presented by the National Academy of Television Arts & Sciences.

Jentry Chau Vs The Underworld has been nominated for a freaking EMMY for Outstanding Writing!

I TOLD YOU ALL IT WAS REALLY GOOD

deadline.com/2025/11/chil...

the answer to our problems is Wes Streeting

are... are... are we chaos with ed milliband?