now that’s what i call a pizza bagel

new countermeasure to a US invasion just dropped: sneeze at them

sometimes i wish i was still a virgin, not because i regret anything but now i know what im missing out on and it feels way worse

thinking about the guy who once buried his face in my neck and told me all about how good i smelled and how crazy it made him

evil panthress: my name is blue and it’s really unpleasant to meet you

not but saying “just kill me bro, just do it” is normal

Gozu

britain is a degenerate hive of misshapen inbred gossipers and it should be illegal to export its media to the rest of the world

i have the opposite thing, despite being 6’1 if you’re 6’2 ill feel like you’re about a foot taller than me but anyone taller than about 5’9 just registers as roughly my height.

“my dr just thinks id be cooler if i had a brain tumor”

i mean im a southerner and people still say stuff like “oh i got nutted last night” or “I’m gonna nut this guy”

thank god those fuckers float though or else id have been reenacting that seen from trainspotting

i hope so. once i dropped one in the toilet and used it anyways and im fine

i try for once every two weeks but it’s probably closer to once a month

i had a friend in college who started saying really weird shit and we figured out this was the cause and got him to delete instagram of his phone and he was normal again in like 2 weeks.

insta can be really shitty because it’s got a lot of normal people on it but it’s also got everyone who has formed their worldview by watching like a billion 15 second clips of joe rogan or similar

thought this was prop meat with coins stuck to it for a moment

i mean if your in that situation it’s probably the responsible thing to do. like at least you won’t be actively fucking things up

🇻🇦 will probably piss quite a politically diverse group of people off rn

amazing. cackling rn

it will look terrible there’s no universe where it’s gonna look good. but the scissors call me

god please give me the strength to not to try and crop a hoodie

sorry i gotta ask was “hung jury” intentional or not

no last time i played a game like that i put all my friends in it and then just played it instead of speaking to them for about 3+ weeks

mom took the butt wipes

XX male syndrome - Wikipedia

lol they had to tack that last bit on or else a regular guy who just happens to have this would be eligible

do bison not jizz?

THEY CALL THEMSELVES BOYMODERS AND THEY ARE QUEERS ON STEROIDS.