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Posts by Your friendly neighborhood Eli

Bad, Bad Leroy Brown
Bad, Bad Leroy Brown YouTube video by Jim Croce - Topic

This is probably the song I've listened to more times than any other.

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Every time I try to hear Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata in my head, I come up with Glenn Miller's Moonlight Serenade.

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Ned: You ugly, hate-filled man!

Moe: Hey, hey! I may be ugly and hate-filled but, uh... what was the third thing you said?

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It's a small part of it, but what's with the assumption that her boss is a man? In my experience, that's been the case only about half of the time.

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The office where I work has one. It's not officially a nap room, just a private space for anyone who needs to step away from work in a quiet environment for any reason. I'm sure it gets used for naps, as there is a nice couch in there. Such a simple accommodation to make. Should be more common.

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Good thing you're in the U.S. where... *checks notes*... oh no.

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Just when you thought it couldn't get any dumber around here...

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Spend 17 minutes with people and all of your questions will be answered.

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I don't count that as an actual name change. That's just him calling it something else.

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To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman.

Yes, that's the point.

It's called consent. Welcome to human decency.

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Not till you pass Go.

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Fun fact: It's called Rhode Island because it was the first place in the U.S. with paved rhodes, way back before the changed the spelling.

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Peak? No, it's pretty much sea level.

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Who's your favorite sitcom grandmother?

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a man in a nike jacket is standing in front of a wall and says i 'd rather be alone ALT: a man in a nike jacket is standing in front of a wall and says i 'd rather be alone
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*found scrawled in bar soap on a shower wall

To whomever shall find this. It is now the 12th day of lathering, rinsing, and repeating. The bottle does not tell me when to stop. I fear that I will continue this Sisyphus type labor until every hair is washed clean from my scalp and I breathe, no more

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It's all fun 'n games till the ziggurats start poppin' up.

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I'm usually the one out of the loop. It's nice when I get the rare opportunity to be on the other side. ๐Ÿ™‚

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you're saying more about yourself than you are about them, and what you're saying is very much not good. (2/2)

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a woman says it 's not exactly a secret in front of a man in a suit ALT: a woman says it 's not exactly a secret in front of a man in a suit
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Change "over" to "not" and this will be 100% accurate.

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Caitlyn will never hear you call her by that other name. But any trans people in your circle will. The message you'll be sending to them is that you consider their identity to be conditional. It is not. Who they are is who they are. If you're only willing to accept that if they pass your tests (1/2)

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I've said it before and I'll say it again - The ONLY acceptable deadnaming is to continue to use the name Twitter.

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Perhaps there's something we could tighten around their throats to limit what is able to pass.

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I think regulating what poor people are allowed to eat is one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard of.

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Typically applied to trans people, but I suppose it could apply to anyone who has changed their name. Deadnaming is calling, or referring to, a person by the name they used before they transitioned or otherwise changed it.

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Uh-oh. I repeated before you. What happens now?

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Do it enough and all we'll be looking at is that dull, worn-out doorknob. And not the woman he's talking to.

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I'd keep your name in my files

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a man in a dark room says " oh yeah we 're boned " ALT: a man in a dark room says " oh yeah we 're boned "

Did I? Dammit!

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