If yet another sports host/reporter/pundit mentions the Titanic and Chelsea in the same fucking sentence, I will lose my goddamn mind

This truly is the Age of Stupidy

Rather finish 3rd/4th but if it’s 5th and Brighton finish 6th, I don’t personally mind.

I’d be too hungover still, after winning the Europa to even care in that eventuality.

Saying that, Brighton’s recruitment team armed with Champions League cash could be quite scary going forward

Having that “World Champions” badge on their shirt makes it even funnier

There’s a tremor on the South Coast. We have a new enemy. Brighton and Hove Albion must not become a Champions League team #avfc

And if Brighton beat Chelsea on Tuesday, they would go 2 points above them. Not a mention.

Maybe she’ll catch the bug now then. Hope so, don’t want her to let these good times pass her by

Same. Great player, no fuss, no drama. Humble. Funny in interviews. The bastard.

Yeh, she doesn’t like watching on TV but always enjoys watching at Villa Park

She really enjoyed it. Especially the late drama. The Holte End was a completely different experience for her than the Trinity, enjoyed it much more

Great game for my daughter, she learned a few new songs and swear words lol.

Not great for my heart rate. Should be used to it by now, the Villa way innit.

Up. The. Fucking. Villa. #avfc

Three points please Villa boys #avfc

Cheers mate. Will do.

Taking the daughter for her third game today, her first time in the Holte #UTV #avfc

Same. Can’t see any clubs abroad that could afford him though unfortunately. He’s not at the level for Madrid. Bayern perhaps…

I’d really hate for him to go to Man U or Arsenal

Yeh, Rogers will probably go but the constant nonsense click bait from so-called ITK accounts like Sachata Volieri is ridiculous

Ooh, I wonder what the “information from the player’s entourage” is…

His shoe size? Favourite colour? Boxers or Y-front preference? #avfc

Another brilliant thread by Emma Monk debunking yet another bollocks story

Some bangers on #totp tonight ain’t there

July 21 1935: The Führer orders a new reception hall and ballroom to "entertain foreign diplomats" at the Chancellery. Underneath the dance floor is an air raid shelter. A 2nd deeper bunker is built next to this in 1944, where he would spend his last days as the Reich collapsed.

It’s lovely to see the UK’s national broadcaster undermining our place in the world

Windfall tax would be nice too, please Rachel.

£30m profit per hour for oil corporations,

😂

Wise move, beat the rush.

And cheaper than the train

Villa and Forest give all of England a semi? Oooh-errr

Oh, an all-England semi

Is BlueSky running on dial-up today?

Can almost hear the modem screeching whenever I refresh

Please tell the players that doing it comfortably just is not the Villa way lol

Absolutely buzzing, Ollie’s goal crafted out of football perfection.

Bring on the European semi in the far-flung, exotic err… East Midlands #avfc

This ref loves his whistle #avfc

There’s stupidity and then there’s this

Early goal or two would be nice lads #avfc