No stories about how you shared a bevvy with Lennon and Dr Fun on a famous Yurlapeen Night (tm) before legging some Monchengladbach scals inventing Adidas and getting home for a big bowl of scouse? Disappointing.
He always seemed so nice.
Watching the Judy cup final.
Lucy Bronze just been described in glowing terms by the co-commentator as a "Battleaxe". I'm sure she'll be delighted.
Sadly this controversy may rob us of the prospect of a Harry Maguire Funko Pop.
They must have had to hold the identity parade on Easter Island.
Bit harsh calling him that.
I thought he liked defenders blocking things, judging by 95% of his corners when he played for us.
Tantalising match up.
Noisy speech-impaired comedy character.
Facing off against Porky Pig and Daffy Duck
From the new offerings on Netflix:
"Ok, no more sugar for you..."
Bad Tory nobhead. Her, not you.
Details, mere details, a footnote amongst all the caring, the expressive, performative, emoting, caring.
#caring
Hook it to my veins.
THIS GUY CARES. Just look at him there, caring. You people don't understand. This hurts him personally on an existential level.
He generously allows us to watch him caring live every week, from his special studio in Ireland, miles from the match.
What a world.
*clears throat*
*holds aloft skull, wistfully*
ARF
*bows*
We got to the final in 2009 mate.
I wondered where it came from - thanks... probably miles behind the curve as ever with all this.
Terrifying new theory just dropped.
@franticplanet.bsky.social
Quite right. It's important stuff, not like a genocide.
This is oddly fascinating. Ultimately meaningless, but still fascinating.
www.bgs.ac.uk/news/three-n...
Take that, Xenu!
Fascinating account of the experience of WWE wrestlers when they did a Saudi show.
I hope this happens to Jimmy Carr et al and they have to walk back, the twats.
babyfacevheel.substack.com/p/heres-a-fi...
Hate work audits.
Spent about 3 weeks massively anxious and barely sleeping.
Report in today, only 4 recommendations, two of them aren't up to me to fix, one of them is about fixing a typo and the other's something I knew about anyway.
The feeling of euphoria is almost worth it.
You only have to pick one. Some of the options are quite contradictory.
It's part of my new "democratic posting" project.
Let the people decide.
Multiple choice response:
1. Novelty-shaped bread products are for children.
2. Are you a New York rabbi?
3. Bread is solid lager. Just have lager.
4. I had a bagel once and it made me sad. You shouldn't eat bagels.
5. BAGUETTES FTW.
6. Just a savoury doughnut for pseuds.
7. Sesame seeds are shit.
Ambivalent about Ashcroft and doubt I'll ever knowingly listen to his album either way, but this lad has Baddiel's number.
The joy of a vituperative review.
thequietus.com/quietus-revi...
First rule of the right wing:
Every accusation is a confession.
Take your orthopaedic hoover and do one!
I'm 6ft2 pal.
I see it as a bit like those decals WW2 pilots put on their planes of Daffy Duck or a lady with a fulsome bust (edited for BlueSky).
Mine has seen some battles. It shouldn't really be smiling. Gallows humour I reckon.
But you can't knock that suction.
Boy, that suction.
The best vac out there. I will die on this hill.
Not the sim that's literally called "UBoat" is it? Off Steam?