Oh hell yeah those cases bout to be closed no problem
Posts by Alanna Smith
Can you flip the notebook open all cool? Cause I think that's crucial for the solving murder part
Hey as a woman who doesn't have enough maternal instincts to know how to like, keep a child functioning for a whole day let alone nurture and bond with them - who has never had baby fever despite being a whole adult, I can confirm that person is incorrect on many fronts
I've said it before and I'll say it again as I open up a word doc destined for AO3:
Writing is about making characters do the emotional homework your therapist assigned *you*
Thank you for your sacrifice, fictional people ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐พ
Iโve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so youโre right. So what? Donโt ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again
Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited
Treeplanter is OUT NOW!
๐ฒCozy sandbox builder
๐ฒNo goals - just make pretty woodland scenes
๐ฒChoose the season and time of day
๐ฒWatch creatures move in
I plant a tree for every copy sold - so you restore REAL nature too!
From โThe Simpsonsโ house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks
This is so real ๐
Lot of questions about my shirt already answered by my shirt etc etc
Maybe I should make myself a shirt that says "be a socialist not a sociopath" cause I feel like it covers a lot of bases with my viewpoints
I've been busy with work and posting less, but remember I'm always team "tax the wealthy, get C-suite hands out of worker pockets, keep money out of politics, and destroy capitalism cause we can still save what's left of the world"
I'm always about that life I just be sleepy sometimes
More Tiffany Lamps! Oh I wish I had a tiny Rose in my pocket...
Crash Bandicoot ass boardwalk
I have a bunch of Disney/Dreamworks fan arts I drew throughout the years.
Please, enjoy >:)
Best I can do is three layers ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ
ugh the Castle in the Sky energy here is so good ๐๐๐งก
I KNOW IT IS LITERALLY A CASTLE IN THE SKY BUT LIKE
I MEAN THE TRAILER VIBE SPECIFICALLY ๐
look I know mathematically I should account for folks downloading on multiple devices or accounts, but it's funnier to think "1 in 8 people IN THE WORLD downloaded Among Us" ๐
Still need a trailer editor for Summer Showcase Season? I just had a spot open up in my schedule over the next few weeks. Reach out if you wanna talk more - suzanne[at]indiebard[dot]co โจ
Portfolio ๐ฌ: www.indiebard.co
SOFT ๐
LET THEM COOK!!! ๐ฅ
Congratulations to our friends at @outerloopgames.bsky.social on the launch of their new game Dosa Divas! We can't wait to play ๐ฅ ๐
Players beware: The sinister sim Grave Seasons promises to be as disturbing as it is captivating.
Read my preview, if you dare:
The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.
Incredible form ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐พ
"Military" and "defense" are such bullshit line items on a budget. You mean murder. Going to another land to kill people, or being prepared in case some other country sends people here to kill (probably in retaliation)
Gov't talks about military like some necessary thing and it makes me feel insane
Extremely angry and must now figure out how to best contact government reps
@mark-carney.bsky.social my tax dollars are not for you all to fund a massive tech grift that's harming literally everyone, nor to stock up on military weapons so you're all ready to go killing people
Itโs profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that thatโs what Daredevil is for
biblically accurate american liberty gundam
Dang I'd watch that
Call it Problematic In The Vatican. Call it the Rome Thunderdome ๐ I wanna see Leo hit em with the ole pope-a-dope ๐ฅ