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Posts by Alanna Smith

Oh hell yeah those cases bout to be closed no problem

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Can you flip the notebook open all cool? Cause I think that's crucial for the solving murder part

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Hey as a woman who doesn't have enough maternal instincts to know how to like, keep a child functioning for a whole day let alone nurture and bond with them - who has never had baby fever despite being a whole adult, I can confirm that person is incorrect on many fronts

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I've said it before and I'll say it again as I open up a word doc destined for AO3:

Writing is about making characters do the emotional homework your therapist assigned *you*

Thank you for your sacrifice, fictional people ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ

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Iโ€™ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so youโ€™re right. So what? Donโ€™t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Iโ€™ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so youโ€™re right. So what? Donโ€™t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

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Treeplanter is OUT NOW!

๐ŸŒฒCozy sandbox builder
๐ŸŒฒNo goals - just make pretty woodland scenes
๐ŸŒฒChoose the season and time of day
๐ŸŒฒWatch creatures move in

I plant a tree for every copy sold - so you restore REAL nature too!

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From โ€œThe Simpsonsโ€ house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

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This is so real ๐Ÿ˜‚

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a cartoon of a fish with the words how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man ALT: a cartoon of a fish with the words how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man

Every damn day ๐Ÿซ 

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Lot of questions about my shirt already answered by my shirt etc etc

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Maybe I should make myself a shirt that says "be a socialist not a sociopath" cause I feel like it covers a lot of bases with my viewpoints

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I've been busy with work and posting less, but remember I'm always team "tax the wealthy, get C-suite hands out of worker pockets, keep money out of politics, and destroy capitalism cause we can still save what's left of the world"

I'm always about that life I just be sleepy sometimes

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More Tiffany Lamps! Oh I wish I had a tiny Rose in my pocket...

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Crash Bandicoot ass boardwalk

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I have a bunch of Disney/Dreamworks fan arts I drew throughout the years.
Please, enjoy >:)

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Best I can do is three layers ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ

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ugh the Castle in the Sky energy here is so good ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿงก

I KNOW IT IS LITERALLY A CASTLE IN THE SKY BUT LIKE

I MEAN THE TRAILER VIBE SPECIFICALLY ๐Ÿ˜‚

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look I know mathematically I should account for folks downloading on multiple devices or accounts, but it's funnier to think "1 in 8 people IN THE WORLD downloaded Among Us" ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Still need a trailer editor for Summer Showcase Season? I just had a spot open up in my schedule over the next few weeks. Reach out if you wanna talk more - suzanne[at]indiebard[dot]co โœจ

Portfolio ๐ŸŽฌ: www.indiebard.co

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SOFT ๐Ÿ’–

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LET THEM COOK!!! ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Congratulations to our friends at @outerloopgames.bsky.social on the launch of their new game Dosa Divas! We can't wait to play ๐Ÿฅ™ ๐Ÿ˜

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Grave Seasons Preview: A Bountiful, Bloody Harvest Is On Theย Way The Indie Informer's Game of the Show at PAX East.

Players beware: The sinister sim Grave Seasons promises to be as disturbing as it is captivating.

Read my preview, if you dare:

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The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

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Incredible form ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ

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"Military" and "defense" are such bullshit line items on a budget. You mean murder. Going to another land to kill people, or being prepared in case some other country sends people here to kill (probably in retaliation)

Gov't talks about military like some necessary thing and it makes me feel insane

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Extremely angry and must now figure out how to best contact government reps

@mark-carney.bsky.social my tax dollars are not for you all to fund a massive tech grift that's harming literally everyone, nor to stock up on military weapons so you're all ready to go killing people

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Itโ€™s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that thatโ€™s what Daredevil is for

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biblically accurate american liberty gundam

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Dang I'd watch that

Call it Problematic In The Vatican. Call it the Rome Thunderdome ๐Ÿ˜‚ I wanna see Leo hit em with the ole pope-a-dope ๐ŸฅŠ

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