let's get Beatley Tone and Novis Nick on the case

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TRIP REPORT
wearing the mask from The Mask

00:00 Putting on the mask
00:01 Already hitting. Playing honky tonk piano with 5 arms.
00:12 Bouncing around like flubber
[…]
03:50 Omg finally saw a mirror. Why is my head so big. Kids are yelling "John Fetterman"
03:51 it won't come off it won't come OFF

i thought i liked the knife but maybe i just like that röyksopp song that has karin dreijer singing? maybe they'll get better later but this debut is just ok

meanwhile satellite rides is a fantastic country rock album that made me immediately relisten and check out their other albums. vote 97s!

where does that put the original secret wars that didn't have proper tie-in issues, just "charles getting a headache" teases?

when jenny lewis sings it's so good but i don't like the man songs on this rilo kiley album. i have zero complaints about take off your pants

voting blink but i'm not upset if rilo kiley takes this

A Healthful Stew we go on r/boobs for some reason Chapters: ADWD Daenerys IX, Jon XI Outro music: You Oughta Know by Alanis Morissette

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Björk if she was on The Go Off Kings: He believes in whooty, he's Blu-ray as a boy

a short freewheeling (and free!) post about The Pitt fandom and what their deal is open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...

if james corden were an indie band, he'd be elbow

normally i'd feel bad for anyone who has to face the microphones in round one. luckily this elbow album (elbowm?) is poop from a butt

bringing in the most famous guy they could get who could plausibly job to john cena in a rap battle

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

we love life is as good as any pulp record that isn't different class. plus it's got songs about birds, trees and weeds

i don't get les savy fav at all and whoever wins is getting knocked out by daft punk in the next round anyway so VOTE PULP

it's actually so funny that charlie kirk was just a year older than me. bro you spent your *entire twenties* doing this shit?

i was thinking this too but decided to withhold it until there's a consensus on whether it's in bad taste or not

Orban Eq Trx 4

This one’s a tribute to Orban hopefully getting Eq Trx 4ed.

"skill issue" has been overused but in this case it's true, it's actually very easy to listen to it and have a good time

i found it easy to listen to actually. perfect for when you need to get a lot of work done

finally looked up what the clavicular news is, i kinda assumed he was just mogged again. not that he's fucking dying

The thing about drukqs is it’s about twenty different albums mashed together in too short snatches and I’d listen to the full album of any of them.

in the interest of fairness i actually listened to the muse album. it's fine! not good enough to be a challenge for aphex twin. drukqs clears (and it's not even THAT long)

sparklehorse: interesting sound, and good collaborators with pj harvey and tom waits. i get why people are fond of it but it didn't click for me

pernice: look i have a weakness for jangly power pop

first time listen to both of these and let's just say, i'm voting for the penis brothers

meanwhile my 90s library copy of ubik seems to have gone for a "windows 95 user guide" aesthetic

creators who use AI:
steven soderbergh
conner o'malley

creators who don't use AI:
woody allen
louis ck

idk guys, starting to think y'all on the wrong team 🤷‍♂️