I have never gotten to my destination the day I was supposed to when flying spirit.

Goodfellas

Elagabalus for Secretary of Defense: At Least It Will Be Entertaining.

Most state constitutions are relatively easy to amend. I feel like baseball man should know this.

Looney Tunes greatly overstated how often I would come across anvils.

If you know, you know.

Watching Tarantino act is never fun.

like an evangelical tipping at post-church brunch.

Bill Hicks faked his own death and is living life as Alex Jones.

Yeah, it's either cruel or won't work. Plus the poster in the lobby would likely give the game away anyway.

Every time it comes to a local rep house, I am so tempted to take a friend who hasn't seen it without telling them what's coming.

Mods away, post (bean) hole.

I check a bag so someone else has to do the work of hauling my shit around the various airports. It's free on 90% of the flights I take.

It's even better in Portland, because the beer is mandated by law to be the same price it is off-airport. Roll in early, have a drink and read a book and never worry about missing a flight.

I find it’s about as useful as a middling treatise. which makes sense in that it'll get me started but I am definitely going to read the primary sources myself to make sure it says what the author says it does.

and it’s way better for federal than it is for Oregon.

Maybe it’s just that I have a niche practice area, but I’ve found it can speed up the beginning of the research, but finding good on point cases takes about anything but the basics hasn’t sped up that much.

You didn’t grow up in the Midwest, I see. Cause kids definitely went to the bar there.

Now I just need to see what a drunk sloth looks like in reality.

I miss the days when movie actors saw commercials as beneath them and would only do them overseas.

Hell, I wish they still looked down on TV in general.

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

And probably believed in hell...or at least had their doubts.

Anne Hathaway bought the rights to a novel about a tradwife influencer who wakes up in 1855 and has to actually live the life she's been selling online. The book is called Yesteryear. It came out 3 days ago. The film rights were already sold to Hathaway, who will produce and star.

Holy shit, I have NEVER been more excited for a movie.

Thinking taking down the pride flags in a bay area-based coffee chain was a good idea should result in immediate termination for being an irredeemable dumbass.

New Yorkers: we are the global capital, home of all culture, and the greatest city in the world

Also New Yorkers: we have invented dumpsters and will finally stop piling heaps of trash bags on our street corners by 2031 A.D.

Go back in time, give the Romans coke and the Persians meth. Let's get wild.

Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a rifle in my hand
Send me off to a foreign land
To go and eat the silver ham

They’re not dinosaurs!

The bard has botched his deception check…

six words too long if we're being honest.

Honestly, it's been worth it if only because I get to tell the story and spread the fear.