The Muse Strikes Back Depicted Here is A Famous Muse, Though Decidedly Not Mine

The Muse Strikes Back!

Yep, it's my own personal Muse. Though Sharon Stone, he ain't!
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A Master Class in Evasiveness Like No One Has Ever Seen Before A Press Conference Just a Day or So From Now

A Master Class in Evasiveness Like No One Has Ever Seen Before

THE UNITED QUISLING PARTY OF AMERICA The United Quisling Party of America Formerly known as the Republican Party

Listening to the hearings in Congress today, I am reminded why I use the term

"THE UNITED QUISLING PARTY OF AMERICA"

to refer to the former Republican Party.

Click the link for a full size version of the party logo.
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A Narcolepsy Terrorist? "Don't Wake Him, Whatever You Do"

"A Narcolepsy Terrorist" - I coined this term for Trump given his inability to stay awake. With no disrespect to anyone contending with this condition, I wish I were an influencer.

It would be cool if it actually caught on.
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Look what he's put his name on now:

THE DONALD J. TRUMP

Don't wanna say the Epstein Files have been redacted but they were released today with this strip around them.

"In Which I Attempt To Meet A Nice Age Appropriate Woman But Not For The Reasons You're Thinking"
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BTW, this post has absolutely nothing to do with my dog Bruno, but I thought a charming picture of the two of us together might hook you into reading it.

Shameless, huh?

I Am The New Editor Of The Ten Commandments And I'm Making It More User Friendly The Ten Commandments  User Friendly Edition 1) It’s a Good Idea To Have No Gods Other Than Me. As far as I’m concerned, You da Man! But ...

"I Am The New Editor Of The Ten Commandments And I'm Making It More User Friendly"
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"I'm Sorry But My Dog Ate My Epstein Files"

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"Controlling the Media Just Isn't That Much Fun Anymore"

I'd like to see YOU managing the likes of Uncle Miltie in the 50's and Tim Robinson today! No bed of roses, folks!
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Controlling the Media Just Isn't That Much Fun Anymore Yep, keeping these guys  in line was no picnic One of the most common misconceptions about the Jewish people is that we control the banks ...

It's a silly misconception that Jews control the media. No, we don't, of course.

But I do! Let me tell you about it.

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Describe Trump & a pipe full of thoroughly smoked hash in my apartment back in the 1960's.

PLAYED

Don't wanna say I haven't been doing well at standup but at my last performance instead of saying "Give it up for Perry!" the host said

"GIVE IT UP, PERRY!"

Or as Republicans call it:

"Happy Short Term Benefit So You Don't Realize How You're Being Fucked in the Long Term Day!"

Of course Trump thinks the recent bombing in Iran was a total success because he thinks he bombed Frodo:

"The attack on Frodo was a success like no one in Middle-earth has ever seen before!"

"Liberty Leading the People" - a portion of a larger poster carried by my group HCAN Indivisible at Philly's No Kings demonstration today. Always had a crush on "Liberty" when I first met her in history class when I was 20. Now, these days, I love her even more.

If this is "one big, beautiful bill," I'd hate to be fixed up with the one that only has a great personality.

The Legendary Jewish Vampire, Vlad the Retailer, Battles Count Stephen of Miller Suddenly there was a loud scream right outside my living room window and a darkened shape barreled through it, crashed into my coffee tabl...

The Legendary Jewish Vampire, Vlad the Retailer, Battles Count Stephen of Miller.

And this time I know our side will win.

It was OK w/ me for Bill Maher to meet w/ Trump & report back on his perceptions on it all. Yep, I was more or less cool w/ that.

But then he says "And we agreed, the people who don't even want us to talk, we don't like you."

Really? You & Trump don't like me? Aw, gee!

Not cool w/ that at all.

Trump's annual physical reveals he is the healthiest president ever to have died four years ago & no one had the guts to tell him.

Trump has just exempted smartphones, computer monitors, and other electronics from his new tariffs including those against China.

Great deal-making to fold completely & not get a damn thing for it in return!

THE ART OF THE SHLEMIEL!

Y'know, Trump, generations of men and women have died for the freedoms that you're trampling upon.
Oh, I forgot, you can't trample. Bone spurs and all.

Don't wanna say the stock market is still falling but lately it's been dropping faster than my testosterone level.

You know that commercial where the women says she dreamt her husband was killed in an accident and she and the kids were all alone?

Why does the husband buy life insurance instead of thinking "OMG, if that's what she's dreaming about, I better get the hell out of here!"

“Yes, I do own a suit and it’s a lot better fitting than that bargain basement suit you have on and I look a hell of a lot better in it than you do in that cheap ass abomination of yours, you colossal asshole!”

We would have been much better off with VIVIAN Vance.

Not only are many people selling their Teslas in protest these days but Nikola Tesla himself has changed his name to Nikola Chevrolet.

Thanks to Bezos, this is what is happening to the Post.

I've often thought that the citizens of Metropolis remind me of Trump voters. None of the folks who live there seems to realize that Clark Kent becomes Superman when he takes off his glasses.

Like Trump voters, how could anybody be so stupid as to not see him for who he is?

Trump is getting ready to throw Ukraine under the bus. Good thing he's in such lousy shape he won't be able to throw it more than a few feet.