#korrasami 💋

The Tintin and Haddock meme. They're at some kind of bar and the captain looks very stressed out and nervous. Haddock: "Good lord, what a year!" Tintin: "Captain, it's only February 1st."

I hate living in "interesting times".

Fence sign says “AWARE OF DOH pleas pet dog”

Spotted on walk:

Always horny 🤝Only want one person… 💀

Dude literally me 💀💀

i literally never crave leftovers i should stop making too much assuming id want to eat it cus the next day i jus wanna make smth new 🫠🫠

Digital illustration of the Pokémon Mew, sitting on top of a large bubble. The Mew has its arms outspread with a large grin on its face. There is text above it that reads, "there's a big wide world that loves Mew, and a big wide world that loves you, too!".

Mew's big wide world 🫧

Tags ; #Pokemon #Mew

Can’t wait to start toking up again 🥰

Progress is key, and it’s being made 🥺

Haven’t been able to sleep as well without a toke before bed and a certain man IN my bed… but cest la vie.

Nothing quite like using my rose toy and moaning his name specially when I get close 😈😮‍💨 really shows who I want.
My morning visions are including looking in his beautiful eyes while he has his head in between my legs 🙈🥰

Only five days into not smoking weed and I’m genuinely craving it bad 😭 but it’s gonna be worth it when I can again…😅

Love that I can make his sexy ass whimper and moan when I suck his cock…. And I love that he loves to look into my eyes when I do it. 🥰😈😮‍💨

I wanna hear him call me a good girl. 🥰😈 it’s been too long.

Work, disassociate, panic, eat, smoke, skate, repeat

There are two kinds of people; those who have tried infusing their butter with garlic before making grilled cheeses and people living a sandwich lie.

Ethical YouTube drama video where literally all of it is made up and populated with a cast of characters that do not exist IRL, completely fabricated social media screenshots, etc. Mockumentary for the YouTube girlies

A comic with four panels. Panel 1 — a dog and cat being anthropomorphized wearing human clothes, has the cat working at a computer. The cat says, ‘how do I make my email friendlier?’ Panel 2 — the dog, who is holding a coffee and a cell phone says, ‘Maybe add a smiley.’ Panel 3 — The cat, sitting in front of the computer says, ‘That’s a good idea.’ Panel 4 — the email reads, “to: colleague I think your presentation sucks :)

Pretty sure this will clear things up and adding that smiley face will make it less hurtful 😂🤣

I get sad when I see sun dried tomatoes on examples of cringe "dated" food trends because it's got to be one of the best tomato innovations in tomato history.

A bunny wears a star-patterned sleep cap, lying on a matching pillow and blanket adorned with colorful stars.

1.) Get hiiiigh
2.) Lofiiiiiii
😎 #staylifted

Send that text. Record that voice memo. Someone just sent me one that made me tear up. You never know what someone is going through. Though my thing is public, you never know. ❤️

These ppl on the dating apps be something else like ewww brutha how you gonna argue with me and insult my intelligence and STILL expect me to be interested like BOY BYEEEE

I should be allowed to shitpost about intimacy without men acting like my boobs are a free subscription service