😭

I think that the impregnation fetish is just a byproduct of slavery

Not the Pope getting up outta here

slappin anyone who says "rest in power" for this white pope

I'm old enough to remember when Americans weren't terrified of flying airplanes due to preventable collisions. That was 2024 when Trump wasn't President and Musk wasn't running the show.

Good idea

where are theyyy!??? where do I gotta go!???

something gotta give liiiike 😭

🫵🏾 WHORE

I mean it IS the sexiest hair color

I know that’s right 😭 he just tryna fix the world first is all. They only got so many angels

They say ask and and the good lord will bless you 😌 and I got a good lord 😂😂😂😂

a man is standing in front of a crowd with his arms in the air and the words we gon ' be alright . ALT: a man is standing in front of a crowd with his arms in the air and the words we gon ' be alright .

it’s okay!! You got this! The world crumbling but you’re not!

I knew it 😭

If you got in a 99J #pleasecomehurtme

oddly specific my brutha in Christ 🧐

frnch75

I got a new phone last week, I didn’t uninstall. I just didn’t wanna carry 2 phones 😭

I DID WHAT NEEDED TOOO BE DONNEEEE

He never had plans to lower prices lol

I keep forgetting people born in 2005 are adults

YESSSSSS and I’m not even the person they tell all that too 😭😭

They get on the phone like “John Brown, My date of birth is December 12, 1930, my Social Security number is 123456789, I live on 6969 Mulberry Lane, Anytown, USA) “ I’m just like one moment cause they spit it out at ultra speed

I know Melissa Schementi is having a time in Philly right now.

NO CHARGES

why old people love giving you they full social security!??? like I ain’t even asking for that 😭