Someone make me breakfast

Merry Christmas

Good morning bluesky

Chase is a saint

cursed image of devin booker as the nurse in Blink-182’s album “Enema of the State”

Up next in the "NBA Players As Album Artwork" series is (by far) the most cursed one to date: Book-182's "Enema of the State" — requested by @thrillofthechase.bsky.social as a, uh, gift to @imjustin9.bsky.social.

Don't be weird, internet. #NBA

I have a bluesky code for anyone that wants it for someone not on nba twitter. Fucks those nerds…

I have to work 3 days before our vacation and I will be doing mostly no work cause I’m mentally on the beach already

Sax solos remain undefeated

Is blusesky just adult suns twitter now?

We tried to go down the street but it was blocked off lol

I think a meth house blew up like a block away. I hate it here.

I hope dame gets traded to Orlando cause it’s so close yet so far from Miami. Everybody wins.

I wonder if I’m the midst of a heated axe throwing competition some yo mamma trash talk ensues and someone is then axe murdered one day … ?

Today I learned I had credit card reward points I could spend on Amazon so daddy bought a new guitar pedal for $0

Taking today off work was an 11/10 decision

Not even toe jam and earl?!

People on offer up always wanna buy your shit up until it’s time to actually buy your shit

Where is blink-182 bluesky at? Probably skeeting all over themselves… I would like to formally claim ambassadorship

Well you’re a wizard, Christoper.

Can I tho?

I just secured my first solo gig in 5ish years at my favorite brewery. I can’t wait to be horrible

I bowled 4 strikes in a row right after this picture was taken #Turducken

My daughter somehow became a better bowler than everyone overnight

If anyone needs a good old fashioned feel good cry I Used To Be Famous on Netflix is fantastic

"I'd like to build a superteam. I'd like the superteam to come to me." - Devin Booker

Book nation baby

Eric Gordon?!!

If you don’t wake up in a puddle of drool are you even sleeping?

Ancient cartographers seeing satellite images of earth and realizing how inaccurate their maps were meme with a guy staring from Heaven

where my GIS and remote sensing meme homies at

Here 🙋🏻‍♂️