A small piece of consumerism I enjoy is acquiring a highly specific item, like this sofubi of an Elden Ring Spirit Eel. Look at this lil weirdo!

We wrote a huge book about Lord of the Rings, out now! Love The Lord of the Rings? Then you’ll love this book!

lol I will say that one way you can help me specifically and concretely is by buying a copy of Year of the Ring in North America if you haven't already: www.polygon.com/24156672/pol...

I'm good! Thanks, John. Hopefully I can visit the 8-4 Towers again someday!!

Thank you, Allegra! <3

Thank you, sir! <3

I had a great time working at Polygon. Please let me know if you have any cool job openings!

King Boo wearing a fur-collared coat, a top hat, and a monocle drives a fancy car in a screenshot from Mario Kart World

I enjoy the finer things in life, you see

A close-up shot of Toad wearing a hamburger hat in Mario Kart World. The hamburger has a small paper triangular flag sticking out of it.

I don't care. You could charge me $100 to get access to this. www.polygon.com/nintendo-swi...

I earnestly love that all Super Monkey Ball DLC is just “here’s another guy in a ball.”

wow Godzilla has finally been contained. IN A MONKEY BALL.

I am excited to be back on social media, posting #posts #socialmedia