which was published TWO years ago.

MY COPY OF TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN!!

I uh mean uh my FRIEND'S copy of Twilight: Breaking Dawn

Mmh. I guess so...

No that's fine. I guess she wasn't thinking about me after all. Guess I was kinda stupid to think that anyone would. . .

Oh! So she always does that? It's just 'cause you said it was extra, suggesting to me that this was not the normal state of affairs.

That's exactly what I was doing!

Ugh!!! Fine, okay, I'm watching...

You don't know them, they work for a different agency.

Oh that's- yeah! That's- last time I was there she forgot to uhhh, she missed my- my almand- ALMOND croissant so it's probably to uh make up for that, right?

Sure smells good. . .

It's uhhh we're borrowing it.

( eyes on the bag. hungry, hungry eyes. )

Whatcha got there?

Hold on I gotta reply to this girl. Sorry *these* girls...

Learning to- (voice breaks) learning to drive.

Hold up it's really funny. Let me find it on my phone. One sec...

( running back. )

Oh hey thank you!

Okay bye!

( sprinting away again. )

I'M SORRY JOEL I'M SORRY

HOLY SHIT A COP GO GO GO GO GO

GAH it made a sound

Dude that is the meanest thing anyone's ever said to me.

Breaking the law is ILLEGAL!!

@agentjoel.bsky.social

I just don't know if hotwiring a car is really my forte what if I get electrocuted and die?

She's up to no good.

She's up to MINIMAL good.

I have a question.

No it's fine it's cool it's fine

You d-don't t-t-trust me...?

💔

GUYS IT'S EXPANDING

( Lie; failed. )

N-nah, it- it doesn't.

UHHHHHHHH

...

N- no?

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