Same

Every “eating on a budget” vid:
“You can practically survive off of bread, eggs, and apples”

Which sucks for my celiac, ovum-allergied, malus domestica rashy ass.

Notice that he didn’t deny that they used Signal, which is a federal crime?

Secondly, a calorie is not a calorie, because you are not a bomb calorimeter, and the calories listed on anything is an estimate at best.

Stick to mostly nutrient dense foods, walk as often as possible, don’t drink your calories, and limit sugar. Unless you’re a model, that is more than enough.

This is why weight is generally a useless measurement for health. Water, food, muscle, & fat all weigh different per gram.
I’m not suggesting you go out and buy calipers, but I’d probably give much less credence to the number on the scale.

Naming your child “Gunner” is begging them to be an unironic muscle queen or a school shooter.

2024 Most republican baby girl names:
“Oakleigh” “Oaklee” “Oakley” “Oaklynn”

Just tell us you got knocked up at the lake, you don’t have to burden your daughter like that

At a certain point in a celebrity’s life, people only ever refer to them with a photo at age 28.

Spice World 🥰

Uzo Aduba is one of the best actresses of our time

Thank you 😘

The security guard at work (M60s) sent a “you up 😘” text to my coworker (F21) at 3AM on Sunday.

Baby.

Honey.

What?! The fuck?!?? did you think was gonna happen?

Fired. Immediately

FERAL! For the first time in PVD, the no phones dancefloor meets a smoking bar (toke up babes).
Tonight at 10, Dancing Cats!
Tickets are running low 😘

Temu is coming for Lexi’s gig

“If you can make me millions of dollars worth of content, I can underpay you what I’ll get for it.”

“He’s a loser”

YOU ARE MARRIED TO HIM 😭😭😭

Mal E Fishnt finally has a drag child

i feel crazy

Bio?!? CIS?!?!

Two words I never want to read again: calorie deficit

Libby?

Last I checked, Obama did his job and then retired. THE VERY THING we’re begging these geriatric senators to do.

We don’t need their voices.

We need to speak up for ourselves.

Left or right, asking for a friend

Water is free. I live in a different city than where this is taking place, and in Providence, ALL of the bars charge $2-$3 for a cup of tap water.

We want gay bars to stay open but the patrons aren’t willing to spend $3 for a drink or any money on a cover? That’s not how you keep the lights on.

I mean, most places? In the US it’s only like 5 states that require if you’re a bar/restaurant you’re obligated to hand out water without a purchase.

They’re also not charging for the tap water, they’re asking that you purchase a bottle of water (when entry is free) and then any subsequent cup of

Boycotting a bar because they removed a nicety is wild.

They don’t charge a cover, so they no longer provide your first water free. I think we can all handle that 🙄

They’re also still not charging performers for water either.

Sorry, I meant:

Yes! Wig on a wig! Hormona stacks em three high — she’s like a one woman circus

I should get better about jewelry

The crew took her aside and asked how comfortable she would be in different stages of undress. Hormona said that she wasn’t a fan of any kind of undress, and so the crew only got her “removing her lashes” for each episode, but otherwise she’s fully dressed (wig too).

Mad respect on RPDR for that.

The guys from Breaking Bad would make a killing with all that glass