there's actually nothing more horrifying than the idea of putting any kind of computer inside my head. hard pass thanks

being trans rules actually and the only downsides are deliberately manufactured by cis people

i must win the International Puppy Wrestling Grand Prix (IPWGP). i must

This is absolutely wild

whoever writes the litfic novel about a lightly fictionalized brianna wu is going to pop the fuck off. it will be the next detransition baby

I have the uncontrollable urge to be a problem

Can we talk about how harassment and borderline stalking of trans women by gender critical activists has become entirely normalised?

Why can’t a trans woman do a bloody Parkrun without having her privacy violated and her data amassed on a website?!

Ah, yes, let me just make a wikipedia page for this award winning novel and not mention the award, because surely that's not relevant information and wouldn't contribute to its notability

really think muzzled vampires are just. so good.

Shoutout to cis"het" women who realize they're actually gay or bi when their transfemme partners come out.

Gotta be one of my favorite happenings of all time.

A witch.

She crawls into bed, exhausted from her day out.

But what a wonderful day it was.

She got to go on a date with her doll!

It asked and she accepted!

It took her to all of its favorite places!

Then they went to see a movie... Then to a restaurant...

So fun, until suddenly one day you have to commit to.... Seven(?)

two dissociative girls stare at one another and engage in conversation until they pull enough bits from the old vestiges of their collective selves to form something newer and a bit more whole and then call themselves sisters.

Don't worry about it 💚
(Other than this possibly being a genre of a "there is still time" post I'm not actually sure what it is anyway)

a patch/sticker design in four colors (black, pink, green, and red) depicting a dog clicker emanating strange waves, surrounded by the text "CLICKER TRAIN YOUR HEADMATES"

For Fun And Profit

With the amount of times I've had to remind myself I *don't* want to change my name again
Uhhhhh
yeah

Taquería Warhound

The idea of having matching carabiners is so cute

I swore I'd never be a watch girl, for several reasons, but your watchposting keeps making me consider changing my mind

"Dir a sub, or live long enough to become a domme" actually statistical error. Warhound fans who discover topping each others' Sartha fictives actually one peak of bimodal distribution in which other is "deepwater wreck dive"

lesbophobes love to throw around studies about lesbians having higher divorce rates and every time it devolves into arguments over whether the statistics are true but i rarely if ever see my preferred response: why is that bad?

Isaac's deconstruction of the 'privilege' framework here is desperately vital because it's no longer used as a tool to name and identify vectors of oppression, but rather a competitive bludgeon through which we assert why others don't have it as bad as we do.

It has become anti-solidarity.

"i'm a little uncomfortable with how freely the term egg is being thrown around" I'm not. Go play with your gender. I don't care who you are or how old you are. It's toys. Spend some time learning about it. Experiment. Explore. Get eggy with it. Sunny side up, scrambled, poached, idgaf, do something

I think I've seen someone like this on Tumblr before. Thankfully never in real life

A collar and leash actually signifies that you're an authority figure. You look so strong and regal in your collar. Shorter leashes are more prestigious. The floor is your throne, so get down on it.

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr

1. barely works
2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate)
3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment

plurality.systems. do your part. make more girls per girl

Sado-Mastercard

Eye tests are really hypno horny. Has anyone ever noticed this before