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aha that’s v kind :)

aha ty 🥰

i think the real question is, should i be allowed to vote ?

the labour candidate for croydon came to my parents’ door and asked if i was old enough to vote yet 🥹

oh the daddy tops are going to be extra dom tonight

he’s not my usual type of guy at all which is just further evidence i can very easily be laughed into bed

so i think i have a crush on the twink from snl uk

something powerfully depressing about "seeing your friends" and "cooking food" apparently being seen as "making life harder"

I hate it here!

mine too !

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lmao

my family will send each other the most disturbed, cronenberg-esque pictures of jesus dying on the cross and then caption it “happy easter! hope you’re weekend is filled with love and light 🐣🪺✝️🌼”

10 years ago this easter sunday i lost my virginity to a guy who was genuinely called harry potter lmao

you can’t convince me that chocolate covered pringles tastes any better than not disgusting. just because something isn’t inedible doesn’t make it good

before a shower and after 😇🚿🧼

i am once again oversharing on the internet for money

The rise of the lazy dom top The tops are trying, with varying levels of success, to embody Alexander Skarsgård’s sexy all-powerful energy in Pillion.

in the new issue of @gaytimes i clocked the lazy dom top’s tea ☕️⛓️‍💥😈

“The tops are trying, with varying levels of success, to embody Alexander Skarsgård’s sexy, all-powerful energy in Pillion”
www.gaytimes.com/the-rise-of-...

the loss of the face magazine is genuinely devastating and such a red flag on where we are.

it’s the loss of the last truly british style mag. the loss of one of the few places still publishing actual, thoughtful fashion & cultural commentary. the loss of interesting voices & povs in the industry.

i remember coming downstairs while my dad was watching lord of the rings and seeing through the crack in the door the big old fire eye and the creepy hooded thingies on black horses and having nightmares for WEEKS

thoughts on the Hannah Montana special:
- where was roxy like a puma?
- “i promoted a special before there was one so then we had to put one together” yeah girl, you can tell there was no plan for this
- bets bits was performances
- so much veneer when it’s selena + miley omg
- no chappell duet ???

did a strip photoshoot yesterday for a photographers upcoming book. was nervous bc never done anything like that before but it was so fun !!

here’s a pic i took just before heading to the shoot

sorry I’m late I was trying to put on a bracelet by myself

DLR - sapiosecual
w&c - straight cis man
elizabeth - non-binary asexual
croydon tram - two-spirit

can’t fall back asleep so instead listed where each tube lines is in the lgbtq+ community

victoria - poly
northern - bi
metropolitan - intersex
h&c - trans masc
district - pan
circle - questioning
central - lesbian
bakerloo - gay elder
piccadilly - homophobic
jubilee - trans femme
overground - gay

i’d be so embarrassed

posted pics of my new shirt on twitter and it was v popular 😇

i have two degrees in english