“Welcome back, the former mayor of New York is now an Albanian.”

Or when they’re on the Moon! The Apollo spacesuit was made literally by a bra manufacturer because aerospace engineers didn’t understand how to make a suit that actual humans can use.

There’s an interesting documentary on this: youtu.be/d0v0PPaA3X4

Plus fewer Nazis.

So I’m quite a space buff, especially for the 60s era—maybe in part because a lot of computer technology came directly out of the Apollo program.

I’ve read so many books.

One of the best things about this new era today is that it’s not all constantly about and written by white men.

Configuring my out of this world message

Lanai

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It looks the logo for a brand of baby diapers

This recovery could be made more American by somehow involving monster trucks

They could fire them out of circus cannon onto the deck of the ship

Unfortunately TSA lines in Pacific Ocean are 4–6 hours

Extracting the crew from the spacecraft by squeezing it

Kiddie pool attached!

Say front porch one more time, I dare you

PAVEL

The surgeon guy explained they give them meds just before landing

I assume zofran or something

*Diver*

shit, I forget the can opener*

“Zoom doesn’t work, let’s try FaceTime”

“I’m rebooting the radio”

NASA yet again making Starship look amateurish. Glad I stayed up for that.

Bad video quality shot of the splashed down capsule

They switched on the Commodore 64 camera

*chipmunk voice*

The airbags have deployed

Or all astronauts are 80 years old

Make the flashing stop ugh

Yayyy

Imperial units getting weirder

*sitting down in Mission Control and pulling out my Model M keyboard, all the other controllers glaring at me*

Was the guy in the European Control Centre downing a beer??

Detail on the outside of the Orion spacecraft

Pretty sure this is one of the pods from 2001

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