Nothing but hits!!

A24 making an Elden Ring movie is crazy I’m seated

Eating too much salad lately and yes corporate bowl slop (Cava, Chipotle, etc) is a salad

There was barely a moment I wasn’t doing laundry from Fri night until bed tonight, only real WFH perk I miss

Rookie numbers

One of my favs

Brunch spot I went to yesterday gives you a notebook with your bill and I found a hunk

They should make a new Red Earth just so we can see the sexy lion man with new gen graphics

saturday 5pm

They don’t want me to thrive

Roads aren’t as smooth as Central Park but way less people

Walking around under them

Brooklyn botanical garden. Missed the cherry blossoms by weeks when I visited last May. So pretty

Going to the botanical garden to see the cherry blossoms, then into the park to skate ☀️

Fat boy cock it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you

Safety first 🐆

A gay bar patio reeking of cigarettes on an 85 degree day can be so magical

Going to 🐻 night for the first time in a few weeks since it’s finally warm out

Work trip is booked! Anybody in Miami? First time

I love going into the office, they feed me

2010 Justin Bieber YouTube video by Lucy Bedroque - Topic

Reminds me of early playboi carti but if he was nonbinary www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbN2... #NP

Liking some of her policies is a humiliation ritual because of stuff like this

Haha it does make water taste funny

I like how virtually every cafe doubles as a wine bar because they can’t just operate until people stop ordering coffee

The numbing sensation from sichuan peppers is so cool it reminds me of licking a battery

Think I may rollerblade during the summer and ice skate during the winter. Tough doing both unless I’m autopiloting and not learning anything. the first 30 minutes of each session my brain is so confused

Magic 8 ball, will I become a hockey wife

Hockey season ended and now free skate is full of players getting their reps in 🥴

AI is decimating the gay event poster business what is this💔

Prospect Park officially closed for the season for ice skating 💔 converts to roller in a week or two. Back to Chelsea Piers